And I think you should work on that. I did hesitate to write my comment, because she certainly doesn’t need my criticism, but she looks really odd and I wanted to talk about that. I wasn’t being mean or rude. I just wanted to discuss my confusion and the weirdness of her transformation. Were we also supposed to ignore…

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Can you parent on your moon? I think I'm just going to chill in a yurt in the yard this week and howl when the children get too close.

At one point my kid was in the 90th percentile for height and the 10th percentile for weight. The doctor talked to us about it. I was like, yeah, he has access to food. He had four slices of pizza last night. He drinks whole milk. He’s just a skinny kid.

i can totally see tay meeting the parents after two weeks. remember, this is the same girl who BOUGHT A DAMN HOUSE across the street from a dude she had been dating for a month.

one of the best ways to use it is the night before, it makes your hair way way less ick when you wake up

Best research we have to date indicates that suicide is usually an impulsive act. This is why we have suicide hotlines... if you can get a person to hold on until the impulse passes, they won’t commit suicide. Having a gun handy enables the impulse.

They accept donations

So true. The only reaction subway creepers want from women is some combination of horror/fear/awe—I’m not even sure titillation is on the list. So if you do something else, they’re disappointed. I’ve probably told this one here before, but when I was a younger woman riding the subway at night and someone was doing the…

I’ve never understood not confronting a flasher. I was flashed a few times during my time living in NYC and I’d either laugh and point(they hate that) or scream THIS GUY’S DICK IS OUT!! HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY HAS HIS DICK OUT!! Works like a charm.

she head too big for she gotdamn Barney

Am I the only woman who likes spiders, wasps, bees and reptiles and thinks they’re cool? Kudos to the passenger who saved one of the spiders.

but you wouldn’t know that from asking him—as he hasn’t said a word to reporters since the incident occurred.

All you wonderful folks defending Michigan can come hang with me this summer. We don’t need the fucking snobs all up in our beautiful wilderness anyway. There are enough FIPs (fucking Illinois people) infiltrating our west coast already.

It is fucking GORGEOUS here in the summer. Not to hot, a light breeze, and it stays light until like 9:30. Gorgeous lakes to swim in, great breweries everywhere. I say this as a recent transplant who was dubious.

Because....

People outside of Michigan have no idea how amazing that area is. It’s ok with me to keep it a secret.

Notting Hill rules.