My dog is the current frontrunner - I feel like I am literally living inside his asshole.

Oh sweet jebus, the cute!!! This was me ten years ago during my brief stint as a flight attendant!

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

Thanks for the recommendation. I know Cook's Illustrated has a marshmallow recipe, but I've never tried it. Their recipes are very good in my experience. Perhaps it's time to take a look at it.

Sometimes it's not clear just how bad your relationship is until you experience something more normal. That can be a huge wake up call.

I am so happy that you got out of this relationship. Thank you for sharing your story, I wish you nothing but happiness in your future.

This really is the best thing about the Internet.

A lovely tribute...

I think the one insanely chattering in the background before being covered up by the other is my very specific spirit animal.

That's always been one of my favorite gifs because every owl is VITAL to its level of cray, and they all show up 100%.

I just sneezed and got a fun panty favor

Oh my.

Yes please!

With the greatest of respect because I can tell you're trying, I don't think you DO get it, because you're still trying to be like, "but I don't hate makeup!" That's not the objection. If you did hate makeup, that's fine, feel free. What we're trying to tell you is that we shouldn't have to care what you think about…

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

I think the points you're missing are:

This foxy feller loves marshmallows.

Now in Gif Form

Ahh, the old 'Nothing happened!' walk.

Cats lack the taste receptors for sweetness, so it would be like munching a tiny bean bag chair for them.