Are you seriously the Cat Stealing Dog Bed Truther right now? Were all the conspiracy theories about chemtrails and the Lizard People taken up before you got here?

Because we have eggs and milk inside of us? Men are the middle unrefrigerated aisles, filled with crackers, dips and sauces, and international foods.

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

In a vein similar to Kate's: When I was old enough to stop going to my family's yearly camping trip.

For me the points system helps me make good food choices in a way that calorie counting doesn't. I eat more protein and fiber on WW.

Um. You keep on insisting that you're just so much better than her for donating your dress (only) AFTER you got divorced. (Yes, that's what you're doing here #humblebrag)

"There is no Chinese food in the midwest. They think they have Chinese food, but it doesn't hold a candle to the lovely stuff you get on the east coast. "

This is my sweet Neely. She's fifteen years old, dying of liver cancer, feisty as hell, and LOVES the snow. Unfortunately for this snow-loving feline, we live in Tennessee and rarely see the stuff. On the rare occasion that it does snow, she will claw on the window and whine until I let her out. She will get me out of…

• A rodent's nest with multiple rodents in a plastic-lined box in a cooler that had thawing rib meat on top of melons.

Would I get upset over being strip-searched? Always.

"Then, we'll toss them over the fence and let the goats have at them."

You know I mean this in the nicest way, but all you anti-voicemail people are being petulant weenies.

Elizabeth is all of us.

Candidates must be between 17.5 and 22 years old, must be unmarried/never married, must have graduated from high school, must not use or need glasses, must follow one of the six officially recognized religions in the country, and must be at least 165 centimeters tall (roughly 5'5"). And then there's the virginity test.

MARK WILLIAM DAVID SHRAYBER. That headline and that picture. You need to take a seat over there and think about what you've done.

All-clad is fantastic, but for a comparable product at a fraction of the price, get a Tramontina set via Walmart. I did tons of research when I bought mine and they've been BRILLIANT for the last 4 years. Hard to imagine that All-Clad's quality is worth the extra hundreds.

All-clad is fantastic, but for a comparable product at a fraction of the price, get a Tramontina set via Walmart. I…

You're not though. Depression is this horrible arranged marriage that you've been forced into. It's not your choice how the D acts or manifests or what it allows you or more commonly disallows you to do. The greatest gift you can give yourself is learning to understand and appreciate your D. It's not you. Its "him". I…

Aaaah adorable!! Those ears are wonderful!!