Look, until you've logged 478 hours in Bloodcock Musclesmash IV: The Smashening You're not a real gamer, k?

I am surprised nobody noted this one.

Now, i'm not a fan of rap by any means, but this shit right here just works way too well.

#TeamJesusCake

ACD's are the best dogs,

THIS! And I don't know about the OP, but I don't have a whole lot of time to cook from scratch, so using canned/frozen stuff is a godsend for me. Otherwise I'd probably eat chips and queso all the time. ("Homemade" using generic velveeta, heavy cream, and a can of Rotel.)

Wishing the edit window was longer, so I could have included this with the OP. I eventually gave two of those six to two different friends, because as happy as they were, it seemed clear that they'd be even happier as only cats (and six was a bit much). But the Core Four were absolutely inseparable.

My youngest dog is SO embarrassed by farts. If my oldest farts, if she farts, heck even if I fart, she bolts up the stairs in a "Not it! not it!" manner. Cracks me up every time. I tried telling her everybody farts, but she's not having it.

Mick Dundee (On account of the fact that he's Australian) says:

My cat is long-haired and drops a dingleberry on the (wall-to-wall) carpet at least twice a month. This morning, there was a streak of poo in the hallway leading to my bedroom when I got out of the shower. You know what I did? Flushed the poop, sprayed a generous amount of Resolve and told my kitty that Mommy and…

I haven't even had my dog for a year yet, so I have a whole lot less data than you, but so far he almost never farts. Even when I first brought him home from the shelter, where he'd been eating crappy food. He's had some intestinal issues, sometimes pretty major ones, but even then, no gas.

My dog farts rhythmically as he runs up the stairs.

If you can't handle farts, dogs are not for you.

I get comments about feeding my fit, healthy working dogs more all the time. People don't know how to recognize a healthy dog anymore. Seeing ribs isn't inherently bad, folks!

Calling a giant cockroach with the gift of flight a "palmetto bug" in no way mitigates the fact that it is a giant cockroach with the gift of flight.

Can I just say, as a spider-fancier, that I'm way jealous of all the cool shit you guys get in FL? It's really no consolation, I realize, if you/your loved ones are scared of them, but FL spidering is pretty much the best.

This story drives me crazy, to a degree that is perhaps irrational. I saw it on i09(maybe?) a few weeks ago and read through the entire lengthy interview, and it is just all nonsense. She is doing something that any qualified pilot could do; it basically just requires having free time and money. She explains that…

Did you watch the video all the way through?
When the kid said "I won't love you any second" the mother replied "That's OK, you don't HAVE to love Mommy, but you DO have to be obedient." It ends with the mother saying "Just because you were disobedient, you don't get any more sweets all day. Now throw away those…

I'll judge her a bunch, POSITIVELY. She condemned the behavior, not the child. She remained calm and didn't yell. She explained what the kid had done wrong and what the consequences were. It was a good example of authoritative, rather than authoritarian parenting.

AND she didn't start giggling!

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