Dufaq?
Dufaq?
I saw my boyfriend eat a scab once. I'm getting shuddery just reliving it. We are no longer together.
More like Captain and Toenail, amirite?
This is off topic but I am now going to refer to my college roommates with whom I smoked weed "my fellow counselors at Space Camp."
What's up, I was a Space Camp camper! I do remember some oddball counselors.
This is from back in the day, decades ago. One morning I got on the subway at the Bedford Ave. stop with my long Brooklyn hair (it was decades ago, we all had it). It was jam packed (usual) but I noticed a break in the bodies so I sidled toward it because I was young and foolish. (Stupid, I know. NEVER, ever head…
That so nasty! I had just gotten off the train from school, I was exhausted, and starving so my Dad took me to Subway to grab a sandwich. We walked in and the guy working behind the counter had his feet up and was biting his toenails. I remember being absolutely amazed that he could physically do that and nauseous. We…
God most certainly does not approve.
New Year's Eve, 2010. After a very nice pre-game of oysters and champagne, mistercharles and I got on the #1 bus in Cambridge to head back to Boston to properly Auld Lang Syne. As we got on the bus, the driver barked, "All the way back", which didn't seem meaningful until I glanced to my right and stopped so…
I worked at a casino in the restaurant and have told at least 10 people they couldn't cut/file/pick at their toe nails in the restaurant.
When I was in high school, I used to hang out in a dowtown park with my friends after class to play frisbee, mostly. This particular park always had a population of crust punk kids hanging out, usually taking a break before hitchhiking one way or another.
I was in church, yes church, waiting for mass to begin. One may spend this time praying or reflecting on life or planning your grocery list - to each their own, just try to be quiet and not intrude on the peaceful time. Except this guy, this guy was clipping his fingernails. Clip. Clip. Clip. And his clippings were…
Wuuuuuut?
I've only read two posts so far and I'm sure there are some GREAT entries. But this is awful. Just awful. This one *has* to be the winner.
While not nearly as absurd, I was waiting for the library to open and a young man was clipping his nails (with what looked to be a wire cutter or something similar) and his nail went flying and hit me. I death stared him and after an excessive delay, he just looks over and goes "oh" and keeps going about his clipping.
I mean, I can do that and actually did as a child, but then I learned to clip and file appropriately.
She legit thinks she's a rockstar. When she did an event at my old job she had three security guards. Three. To protect her from what, I have no clue, although they were necessary at the end of the day because all the employees wanted to murder her. She would only take a specific brand of bottled water and turned up…
As someone who worked in the beauty for many years and had the misfortune of meeting Leslie Blodgett on more than one occasion I can honestly say that even if I adored Bare Minerals (which I don't) I wouldn't buy it because that women is such a bitch and I don't want her to get my money. She is rude and dismissive and…
This woman's story of finding and keeping true love for decades will give you a good reason to shed a few tears.
My parents were smart. They just paid me in books. "If you're a good girl, Eldritch, we'll go to the bookstore", "if you clean up your room we'll go to the library", "if you unload the dish washer we'll take a look at that Scholastic booksale form".