Just get yourself a keylogger, brah

This is my filth, dammit, and I will clean it when I see fit!

Julia Roberts?

My family raises and breeds Chihuahua's and I've never had a problem with one specifically not being good around children. I'd be more inclined to say that they are very protective and tend to bond with small pack's or family. Essentially, the people it lives with are pack/family and everyone else is an outsider.…

She'll grab Pooh & hump him & when she's done she'll kick him out of her dogbed with a very emphatic grunt & send him flying onto the floor.

'Hola My Lovely Teeth'

Another inner city agency story.

The only reason that women get 6 weeks (paid or unpaid depending on your employer) is that it is considered disability: you are not physically able to work because your body needs 6 weeks to heal from gestation and childbirth. That is why is you have a c-section, you get 8 weeks. It has nothing to do with spending…

Sophie stood at the foot of what was once the Parliament House as smoke rose from its hulking remains. She opened her lungs to the smell of charred wood, asphalt, and flesh and grinned.

She's very floofy indeed! The rescue people said Frida is a Saluki-Borzoi cross. She grunts loudly and bounces when she walks. Her foster mom described her as "more like a caricature of a dog than a real dog." The greyhound has a tremendous amount of contempt for her.

Yeah. My skinny hounds have to wear thick padded coats for their quick walks around the block. The one with the hairy feet also has to wear booties, even if she only goes out in the yard.

If I'm driving somewhere with my parents & we see horses my Dad still says " look Sarah, ponies" (I'm 42, just not to my Dad) ....after having that seared into my brain it's going to have a whole new context !

Of course he moves. You hold him in your hand and jerk him towards the Hitler figure going 'neeow neooow neooooooow Aha, I've got you NOW *muzzle on throat while Hitler doll flails ICH NEIIIIN*', or 'bark bark baaaark *KABLOOM*', or 'Get away from her, you bitch!'

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If your partner is turned off by the look of your labia, something was going wrong well before you showed it to him or her.

Honest-to-God this actually happened to my wife at a local dog park (OK, so it was the Irvine Central Bark, which should tell a lot of you the character of the visitors.)

My guess is she got it either at Wal-Mart, or from the million catalogs that come to her house!

OH WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? YOU WOULD LIKE A FESTIVE PHOTOGRAPH OF LILITH?

For more info on why big cat hybrids are generally a bad idea: http://bigcatrescue.org/liger-facts/