But how do YOU know the difference unless you're part of that culture. Should the person with the name have to make sure they retain a thick accent or something? My parents were very conscious of this when they named me. They tried to give the "most white" sounding name they could. Most of my other family can't say it…

NO HE DIDN'T. This is an urban legend. It has been proven that there is no one on the face of the earth with these names.

I still address my nephews (now 12) bday cards to rootbeercandybar, per his instructions. I was informed yesterday it should be rootbeerfloatcandybar now.the little boy has become a man.

it was a videogame marathon day at my place. Samus' sibling was adopted by my roommate on the same day and dubbed "Magneto".

Something similar happened to my mom. When her 94 year old mother was living at a nursing home, and was very ill and about to die, all her siblings came up to the old farm house where they grew up, which is still owned by my mom's older brother. My grandma was a tough, but loving lady, the mother of 17 (by our…

Several years back, we got a rescue pup. Now rescue pup (RP) had a tendency to bark for attention, never sat still and was 100% fearless (no, seriously. He tried to make friends with a working lawnmower. Fucking fearless). Right around the time RP turned one, he still was fearless, barked for attention and had…

This one is just...I can't.

Oh. My. God.

I can tell you precisely where the South starts.

Does this mean I've been raging against the patriarchy since I never call my dog a good girl (because she is NOT well-behaved or obedient) but I will say to her 100 times a day, "Who is my best puppy?" Because she might not be good, but she's the best that I've got.

My puppy and I have long, intellectual conversations about who is a good boy and who is my very best Buster at least 10 times a day.

I've called my period Shark Week for a while now, but I also have referred to it as having Communists in my Funhouse, so now my BF has started calling it The Red Threat...

Mine is a 3 carat yellow sapphire set in platinum with a diamond halo & the setting is pretty substantial, so it's a heavy ring.

Life is not magical w thigh gap. When my thighs touched I used to be all "if only they didn't! oh the chafing!". After my shape and size changed now they don't touch just in a standing position, but they still chafe when I'm doing my normal activities. Still wear holes in my pants in that spot and still wear bike…

Boo, Rachel Dratch. Pumpkin is actually really good for dogs—it settles their stomachs if they're having tummy issues, and can even be a good replacement for canned dog food in overweight doggies.

Nope! You are a super mom.

12 years and counting. Give it a whirl if you can stand to: