Thank you!

Thank you! I loved it myself. A bit of color, but not too much, a little something out of the ordinary since you don't see much color on wedding dresses very often.

Aww. I'm sure you were gorgeous though. But I do know how you feel. My matron of honor was a right shit all day long prior to the ceremony. She was so late getting ready to go to the church, so I ended up having to leave for my hair appointment prior to going to the church without her. I was there by myself in the…

Thank you!!! I have bought a large bottle of it and plan to stash it in my CamelBak for hiking. I do a lot of hiking and that's where I invariably end up being eaten alive. From your description it sounds magical.

Aw, thank you. You're very kind. I don't really write for public consumption much. But it is a dream of mine to someday write a novel. I mainly just journal a lot. But thanks, your comment made my day. :)

I still love camping. But someday I'll probably get cancer or some horrible disease from all the bug repellent I drown myself in in order to not be eaten alive. People often think I'm being so dramatic about my reaction to the bites until they see it for themselves.

It truly was a magical house. I miss it to this very day. We were only able to afford it because my parents bought it as a boarded up, run-down foreclosure that was in terrible shape. So bad that some of the floors were missing between the first and second stories in some of the rooms. You could stand in the…

Well, there was the time as a 3 year old I put our family dog, a Standard Poodle mind you (yes, as in the big ones), in the refrigerator. I took everything out of the bottom part of the fridge and put Nick in there instead.

It reminds me of a few of my childhood photos. Judging from the decor and color tone of the picture, I'd bet we're of a similar age too.

I absolutely love this picture.

I remind them both of this story whenever they start thinking they're too smart or too cool for me.

Well, in all fairness, you were technically correct. Hahaha, I am laughing all over again. Pretty savvy for a kid your age at the time to have cottoned to that. I definitely hadn't at the same age, i.e. sub-4th grade.

I wish your story had gotten posted earlier as I'm pretty sure it would have won as the weirdest overall if it were higher up in the postings. I don't mean it in a bad way at all, editing to add. It's the perfect mix of creepiness, weirdness, and funniness, all rolled up into the best story of the bunch. It's…

I've been bitten so much that my body's ability to fight the allergen would get overloaded and I've had to go to urgent care. Like massive, massive welts on my body.

This deserves an entry of its own. I laughed until I cried. So delightfully creepy and weird. And I'm sure it made perfect sense to you at the time as for why you were doing it.

Well, I just said "Awww..." to myself, but then I'm weird and like spiders so...

This is a timely article for me, funnily enough. I have never been a Levi's fan, but I think they have recently won me over as a fan for life provided they keep making their 529 Curvy Bootcut jeans. Due to my proportions I am not a fan of skinny jeans on me. I'm too "hippy" and have too much junk in the trunk to…

Yass! I've been making homemade marshmallows for years. My passion for them was one of the primary reasons I lusted after a KitchenAid mixer since they're nearly impossible to make without one. They are sooo good.

Omg, I just absolutely died. This is simply the best. Thank you so much for this, I needed a laugh so badly.

I haven't looked into ablation, really, although one acquaintance mentioned hers to me me when we got to talking and it worked well for her. Mostly I'm just lazy and keep on with the pills because it's what I've been doing for years.