I refer to my cattle dog as my furry tumor. It's rare when I'm at home and he isn't physically touching me at all times. If I'm not sitting, he is still usually within six inches of me, including in the bathroom. He is the snuggliest, huggiest, kissiest, loviest dog I've ever had.

My Australian Cattle Dog likes to lay on the couch next to me covered up with a blanket. He once let a silent-but-deadly out under the cover and gassed himself out. All of a sudden he tore out from under the throw and down the hallway and I had no idea why. 3 seconds later I smelled why. I laughed like crazy and…

Both of mine are farty and yes, they do startle themselves. I particularly find it funny when they will fart, be surprised, and then sniff their own bum. Also, I am 12 years old. You should watch this video!

Toohey? Is that you? Are you using my Android tablet while I'm at work? But you don't have thumbs...

I like this rule! My fiance weirds me out by trying to talk to me while I'm in there. I am going to petition to add it to our house rules.

Oh really? That's kinda fascinating. So your body basically thinks you're actually peeing, huh?

This happens to me too! I drink a lot of water each day. A LOT! So consequently I have to pee a lot. So yeah. I'm giggling so much because you basically just described my bladder too. "NOW IS GOOD RIGHT? HERE LOOKS FANTASTIC!" On the stairs walking up to my apartment. Ugh.

I cannot handle this! How in the world do these people have an owl as a pet!? Is that really possible? So, so jealous.

My Mountain Cur is a lotion licker. Anytime I put lotion on after a shower he is right there and tries to lick it all off. He is not a dog who gives kisses, so the licking is wholly ulterior. And he's also a compulsive carpet licker. That one drives me nuts. The repetitive rasping of his tongue on the carpet is so…

I have already put the ingredients required on my grocery list for this weekend. They look so good. It's been in the 60's all week here in Ohio where I live, so I think I can justify pumpkin baking, right? Yep yep.

I feel the same way, so no, it's not just you.

I have pinned that recipe. I need to make those and put them in my belly ASAP.

This dress is beautiful and I would wear it in a heartbeat. Green is my favorite color, so this drew me like a moth to a flame.

Let's see a picture! Sapphire engagement ring girl here, too. Congratulations!

I approve! Sapphires are the bestest. My favorite gemstone ever. They are practically perfect in every way. Durable, affordable (they are relatively cheap compared to a diamond of the same size and quality), and they come in every color of the rainbow. Love love love.

Well, obviously the answer to that problem is...

Please give him all the belly scritches and snuggles!

Is that your puppy in the picture? He or she is so adorable and reminds me so very much of my late, dear Chihuahua who was my first dog who was ever just my dog and not a family dog. Too too precious!

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