I am so saving this because I am absolutely, 100% sure that it will be a perfect GIF reply to something someday. I have no idea what. But I will know it when I see it.

If you really do have a fruit fly problem I sympathize with you. And have fought that battle before. Here's what you should do. Build traps. Don't feel bad for doing so. Fruit flies breed prolifically and your problem will only get worse and worse as they do so and multiply exponentially with each generation. …

You deserve more stars.

Ok, so it's not just me. I feel better now. Haha.

:) No problem, you're welcome! Happy to help. I only have 3 followers, none of which is Jezebel, so back to greys I go. Womp womp.

Actually yes, I had the privilege of speaking with her uninterrupted for about 15 minutes and she asked me to tell her about myself. At the time I was newly out of college having graduated from Purdue's professional pilot program and I told her my goal was to be an airline pilot since I couldn't fly for the military…

I have met her before and she is AWESOME!!! I nearly turned into a gibbering idiot upon meeting her. I was calmer meeting the handful of Apollo astronauts whom I've met than I was when I met her. Haha! One badass lady. Ah, the perks of nerdiness and working at Space Camp.

Oh yeah, they give precisely zero fucks about all the other services women's clinics offer. Like I said, the protesters generally weren't there on non-abortion days, but there were times there were a few even on non-procedure days. I got screeched at a few times for going in to buy my whore pills because SLUT!!!!! …

It's easy enough to find out. Just click on the menu button (the circle with three lines in it on the top left side of the page,) then go down to Account Setting and click, that will bring up a box that says "Manage Kinja Account", then click on Followers. Then go to the dropdown and choose your Kinja blog and you…

I'm sure I'm going to go back to the greys too. Which makes me very sad b/c I'm unlikely to ever get out of them, I'm sure. I tried before and never got out, and I'm sure I won't this time either. I get why they need to do this but it's disheartening. Thanks trolls. :/

And maybe even a pivot table. Wait... Nah.

Unfortunately, they sort of can tell which women are there for abortions. A lot of clinics only have abortions scheduled on certain days of the week, and in some cases abortions are all the clinic may do that day (not always though, sometimes they continue to offer their regular services too.)

Ugh. This makes me sad to hear the clinic has closed. I just really, really hope they can make it happen to reopen and that they don't get blocked from doing so by the local anti asshats.

I like your idea. An "enter at your own risk" kind of dealy-bob.

When I was a kid my cat lunged at my face and bit my lower lip trying to intercept the Twinkie I was trying to take a bit of. I had a nice bloody lip from that. Who knew cats and Twinkies were a thing? You aren't the only person who has had a cat/Twinkie encounter. Weird stuff.

Gah! I love your little guy. He's adorable. Dat face!

That sounds like a really cool field to be in. I often think if I had my undergrad and graduate degrees to do over again that I'd go into entomology instead. I have a weird love for spiders. Most of my friends think I'm very odd for extolling their virtues and refusing to kill them. They are awesome little…

You should get all the stars! Bless you for helping her. And all the other motorists too!

I vacationed in the Turks and Caicos several years ago for a dive trip and there was nearly always a barracuda or three hanging out at the 15' safety stop bar under the boat. I think out of 10 days worth of two tank dives, there were maybe 2 or 3 dives where there wasn't one or more hanging out under the boat. The…

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