But I have never and will never give up my velvet blazers.

honestly, i only remember summer.

It’s because Jesus loves ‘Murica the most, it’s in the science bible.

It’s times like this I miss living in Reno.

My best boy <3

Moone Boy (Chris O’Dowd on Hulu) makes me laugh.

I did a new kitty cosplay shoot recently and that made me happy, even more so when the kitty found a forever home almost immediately after the portrait hit social media.

So on days when I’m feeling awful, or the visitors are making me rage, or the world is just being shitty, I go and pet the dogs up for adoption at the place across the street from work.

Today has been all about my Stormy Seas blanket! I finished connecting the bottom and, as of this pic, had 96 hexagons to go.

Is this the same Leo/St. Tropez charity event Sonja Morgan is bringing Frenchie to?

I only really take days off if I seriously oversleep or forget to take it or fuck up on my refills and run out early. So usually only weekends. It’s almost worse not taking it on the weekends than it is to not take it and go to work because if I don’t have the constraint of going to work I’ll tell myself I have to get…

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

My best male friend in college died seven years ago. We hadn’t talked in a few years (he’d briefly moved to Colorado, my career started taking off, we grew apart), but if affected me in a way I only really processed years later. It was a sudden and unexpected death; he got swine flu (remember that!) in the fall of…

I can relate to this on a spiritual level, omg. One of the telltale signs I’m slipping back into a deep depressive episode is when I stop going to ‘the shop’. I’ll make appointments & try to mentally prepare myself for it, but then I back out at the last minute. My stylist double & triple checks with me to make sure…

...BUT YOU KEEP RUNNIN’

Kris’ name is Kristen! Why did this never occur to me??

nah, this is a thing that they do. they want you to keep asking until they have no choice but to spit it out.

Well as opposed to “raised left”, she certainly was raised right! Just, not when You mean right as a synonym for correct

Your last paragraph ignores the fact that there are many, many people who manage to parent while working full time. If your “gold” resume lands in front of one of them, you’ll be laughed at heartily while being denied interviews.

I was mad that you didn’t celebrate my seventh work anniversary. Thanks a lot.