I met my husband at the age of 44 on OkCupid. We got married last summer. We’re just a bunch of middle aged goofballs with a fondness for bathroom humor and bacon.

45 going on 46 here and perpetually single. I’ve embraced it with the thought that some day I’ll meet someone. But now I’m thinking that just may never happen. I’m content (mostly) have friends, career, a great dog and lots of travel but I sometimes bum out that I’ve never met “the one.” Any love stories out there…

I gave birth last Saturday, when I was only 25 weeks along, because my high blood pressure turned into preeclampsia and then HELLP syndrome in a matter of days. Original plan was to keep me at the hospital for as many weeks as possible before delivery, but my labs turned bad and then worse and doctors think I would…

Soo...right after that is when she started passing and calling herself black. Hmmm...connection? So...

Had a guy on okcupid talk about being mentally ill which didn’t bother me. Then told me he was unemployed but I still gave him a chance. Then told me the last two reasons he was broken up with was because he was too nice. Then told me he had gained 30lbs since the photo was taken. Then told me he has a very high sex…

I’m starting BLL tonight while I’m in bed with strep throat yay!!!

Look at the amount of pressure you’re putting on yourself. It’s worse than someone who has social anxiety and never has positive interactions with people: you’re being extra hard on yourself because you ARE good at interacting but fail in this particular instance. You’re probably going to dates with a “shit, how am I…

Seen it! May or may not stalk you. (I think the rest of the commenters probably think we are insane right now. But they don’t know how hard our dating lives are!)

Clearly we’re bashert.

Damn. I came here to pick this low hanging fruit with a “more like Whorey county amiright?” but alas I have been bested.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

Protect yourself. Prepare yourself. Document, document, document.

Can I share my silly cat toy craft story? I saw a story about a kitten who loves to play with pom poms. I thought that’s so cute! So I made my cat a pom pom. We could be internet famous! I told him. He has zero interest in the pom pom.

Got some pretty shitty news yesterday. My boss has suddenly decided to retire so as of May 1 I’m out of a job. I’m in the middle of adopting my daughter back, buying my first home and getting married in less than a month. I have no college degree and I really lucked into this job. So...good vibes appreciated.…

I have never watched this show, but there is one thing I desperately want to know:

Most likely those are floor jeans she’s wearing. Gotta shake those shits out before wearing them.

Hello lovely people of Jez. In the spirit of keeping you guys posted, I underwent a breast tomosynthesis and ultrasound this week and the doctor said “I don’t see anything I worry about here”. One of the areas of interest is a cyst and the other is a clump of breast tissue. I was advised to schedule a genetic risk…

I really, really wanted to like her special but I gave up after 10 minutes or so. It was exclusively ‘ooh a woman talking about sex *how unladylike*’. I know she is capable of social commentary - her show is full of it - but 10 minutes in, she hadn’t made any interesting points so I gave up. It was really…

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.