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“It’s not exactlyBreakfast at Tiffany’s, but it is the one thing they’ve got.”

Rob Kardashian?

I sure hope being Illuminati now won't keep him from his amazing Real Housewives recaps. 'Grats, LOLCait!

I haven’t found that to be the case, necessarily. Though I’m pretty specific on my profile about my preferred age range, it doesn’t stop the super-young 20-somethings and the super-old sixty-somethings from giving it a go. In between, I find that there are plenty of men in the mid-thirties to mid-forties range, but

You can't spell D'Ambrosio without BRO.

"We ran carefree in this theme park we call life."

Interesting. For some reason, I never believed the relationship was even real. I feel like he was the Kris Humphries of Bethenny’s life. Scouted, fit the storyline, dropped into the fray.

Damn it. I didn't want to cry. Gorgeous.

YOU *bwub* DON’T *wub* KNOW *base drop* SHIIIIIT.

Are you me?

See "behooves" above.

Samesies. Except I was battling an illness at the time so my near-ideal (snort) bod was not A) healthy B) maintainable C) his for very long.

Pah-REACH.

I'm thinking graduation.

"Last year, Sharper was formally charged with drugging and sexually assaulting women in four different states, California, Arizona, Louisiana and Nevada. The women and one man . . .

I think you're on to something here.

I'm a guesser (and a 99% accurate one), too. My over-thinking, slow-talking boyfriend HAAAAAAAAAAAATES it. It's his #1 favorite thing to throw at me during a disagreement. "You never let me finish, so why don't you go ahead and tell me what I'm going to say." I'm all . . .

Ha, love it! I'm barely 5'3" but I am also not a super-skinny and I believe the angle from waaaay up there (dude is more than a foot taller than me) works to my advantage. ;)

Incredibly smart advice. I am one of those who loves a tall guy, but if it's not a "thing" for you, McRosie is dead-on about the "under-loved" dating population.

This makes me feel super awful. Sad face.