It’s poor life choices and not pulling oneself up by the bootstraps, I’m sure. Maybe if they paid taxes and had skin in the game.

As I said in the Bale post: Sterling was wasteful and hurt the way the rest of the team was trying to play. Constantly cutting inside and choking Rooney, Lallana etc, while offering nothing to boot.

Kyle Walker has been England’s best player. Not necessarily a good thing, but he has looked very lively and at times the…

He probably has a much larger penis as well.

Number four, over and over. You know why this is an issue in the US? Because fucking Pete Rose keeps bringing it up. Until he started bitching and moaning, no one really gave it much thought. But he’s a Major League asshole who wants the HOF committee to remember who has the most hits in MLB history and let his…

I think we’re acknowledging the facts:

Goddamn, this is good Kinja.

Icelander here!

She’s an attorney? A real one? Not an Orly Taitz matchbook cover school of law attorney, but an actual, should be able to speak better off the cuff than the average reality show star, attorney?

“I was defending the constitution”

This is the time on hot sprots taeks when we dance.

You know, looking like a dude. Wearing pants and button up shirts. Short hair. Not wearing makeup.

You’re being chased by 100 cops, your life is over, you may be facing the electric chair. Maybe you just want a temporary respite from losing everything you ever had by listening to someone having an even worse day in John Fucking Starks go 2-18 from the floor.

What if this was the last Deadspin article ever?

Air Seinfelds

The White Walkers

“It has nothing to do with her sexuality.”

As someone who watches Coutinho play 40+ times/season, you never really walk away with the idea that the shots from distance are *bad.* The most jarring aspect of Coutinho’s hot/cold match-to-match juxtaposition is his tendency to be the offensive catalyst or be completely unremarkable with virtually no middle ground.

Masshole meets asshole.

Smug asshole meets smug rich asshole.

The 2015 Royals only had one regular who hit over .300, no one with 25 HRs, one 100 RBI guy, and no full-time starter with an ERA under 3.50 (the only one was Chris Young who was a swingman bouncing between rotation and pen) or more than 13 wins.