Fun fact, I am also in this same position right now

When i learned about this I was still waiting on my last paycheck and drove home blasting Bitch Better Have My Money over and over and over in the car, crying in raaaaaage

Is there where I get to complain about how *after* I quit my job at Bank of America, I found out I was blocked from a promotion because, despite my boss, his boss, and several peers recommending me enthusiastically, the boss above them had an uncomfortable boner for me and said my attire was inappropriate?

I have about 10 tops i switch out. Same tops all the time. I switch between wearing skinny slacks with them and skirts, about 50/50. Never fails that when I wear the skirt someone will comment on how dressed up I am.

Just give us Starfleet options. I personally want to see some dudes rocking the Skant.

I wear dresses, leggings, and flats because they are easier to put on. A couple of months ago my coworker asked if I constantly wore dresses as a “religious thing” which I found odd because the dresses I wear aren’t very conservative. Her eyebrows reached a new level when I explained that I do it because it is…

Why is this shameful? I live in Brazil, and I just mentioned this article to my mom. I’m turning 28 next week and ALL OF MY FRIENDS except for one who’s married live with their parents. All of them have BA’s, most have jobs, one has her own company. I’m half way through getting my Masters degree and I don’t think…

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of course not. the sarcasm is pretty obvious. lots of people write comments that end with ‘fixed it for you’ and I find it very obnoxious. I can handle getting mean tweets and being told I’m a garbage person, but I dislike it when people reformat a sentence like I should be glad they put words in my mouth. I’m sure…

Rasputin.

She’s a piece of shit. The woman stood by while her husband ruined the lives of an endless stream of his victims. Special place in hell for her.

I love how everyone can hear 2.2 notes and come up with an entire song in .67 seconds.

I want to create a Empire supercut of every time somebody plays a track or plays like three notes on a keyboard and someone else goes “Yeah, I like that. That’s dope.” It happens in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. I love it.

I’M FROM SEATTLE. I KNOW THE WORDS BUT THAT DOESN’T ACTUALLY MAKE THE USAGE *ANY* BETTER. THE COMPARISON STANDS.

THIS IS LIKE WHEN RYAN COMPARED BLAKE LIVELY TO BEYONCE. SOMEBODY GO CHECK THE WATER AT THE REYNOLDS HOUSEHOLD BECAUSE THESE FOOLS ARE TRIPPIN.

Also, not to mention what the taste of freedom from home can do to someone at that age who’s not emotionally ready.

So many kids drop out their freshman year because they get that it’s finally their life to do what they want — this might have been her big push.

Glad she’s okay though

He had moldering copies of Hustler coming out of his mattress, moldering copies of Hustler coming out of his....whatever.

horsehair mattress stuffed with molding copies of Hustler