Because lesbians can be Christians too?

You laugh now, but then Facebook will go ahead and buy it for dicktillion dollars. And then the brogrammers who brogrammed it will invest all of their money in axe body spray.

I think we all know who wrote this note.

So he is just a free spirit, right? And by that I mean "rapist".

His smile can melt iceburgs. He is the cause of global warming. In. My. Pantalones.

#confusingadultfeelings

I am one of those people. This is the story as far as I am concerned: there is a wizard boy with glasses, and a girl with bad hair, and a redheaded boy. And then they do magic things. The end.

I had to turn down two kids who would have shoveled my driveway because they wanted $20 and I only had $14 on me. Then I made my husband do it and saved $14/$20. Getting married = sound investment.

It would make me less likely to buy sheets and towels, actually. This way, if a naked Scott Foley ever came to my house, he'd have nothing to cover himself with.

HI THERE. So, I understand you think you're really REALLY smart. Likely, 19 years old, white male libertarian. I know your super duper special, totally, I get it. I didn't get a 1560, in fact, I got a 1020. I did abysmally. I took classes, studied because you know, I had a high GPA in a very good school, but could…

I think a Miley - Beebs relationship would be more of a hoot. The tabs can run stories about how they are actually twins separated at birth, yet refuse to be denied their incestuous relationship because true love, and then the next week, Miley fights to keep Beebs from being deported by Obama! Will there be a shotgun…

How about we all just do whatever the f*** we want and stop worrying about whether our choices and lifestyles align with the latest privileged writer's trend piece on All the Things Women Are Doing Wrong.

What a disgusting thing to say about a human being.

Bring out the torches....

There's not a single part of this story that I can handle. Not one.

I'm sorry but this outfit is a..

Maybe I'm an Old at heart, but my 25-year-old self REALLY FUCKING LOVES this apartment and her decor.

What the fuck was the point of this post, though? That's what I'm really trying to figure out. She has "old lady" taste? So? Maybe she likes the aesthetic of Dynasty. Mature tackiness is very in right now. She's 21. She'll change her mind before the year's out. She's not messy? And? I don't leave pizza boxes all over…

As a fellow soul-cyster (I also have PCOS) I would have a full goatee if I were to rock it. I am envious of her ability to accept herself. It something I have never been able to do, nor do I think I ever will.