eating an ice cream cone here after my quinoa dinner....

Exactly. My husband consistently makes nearly twice what I do with my stupid BA/MA because of this whole “no one wants to be a trucker thing’ and he is in incredible demand- and that is without having to drive long distance. He also doesn’t have someone in his ass every day telling him what to do- he knows exactly…

Funny thing about an asshole statement like this is that my husband, and ALL the men he works with drive trucks for a living. Diesel Tankers, 18 wheelers, the whole nine. they spent literally 1/4 of what I did to obtain a masters and a bachelors degree by going to school to learn how to drive these huge trucks, and…

Yes. The pilot was so good that I was so hyped for the remainder of the season, and I felt really let down last night, and it almost felt like they were trying to cover up that poor development with some sort of Adnan Syed-esque story line, emphasizing the “we will never know” factor... I am salty.

I always wanted him to appear in my kitchen and make me a Jarlsburg Grilled Cheese Sandwhich...to hell with Anne Hathaway’s ungrateful ass...

I almost shat in the theater during the “scary” parts. I hated that rigid moving effect....

I need help because I don’t understand what happened and why she has turned into the villain. Can someone give me a quick recap?

Ugh me too. Sorry you have to deal with PCOS. It is a bitch of a condition.

Right? I read it and was like, “oh shit this is great news!” :::: Throws away prozac bottle:::::

The baby can wait, but it shouldn’t have to. And while it annoys a whole bunch of people to hear a baby cry, I can tell you that no one feels worse than the actual mom of a crying/screaming baby in public, so nursing the baby because it needs comfort/feeding is what should be done. I can assure you, as a mom, that the…

I call my child a turd or douche daily as soon as he is out of earshot.

I LOVE ME some Joanne!

That is something I wonder about...Like, how do you get comfortable with it? Our son goes to daycare and one of the ladies that watches him is leaving this week, and we ADORE her so naturally we are so upset. She used to be a nanny, and all I could think is how we would snatch her up if we ever could because then at…

I legitimately was like WHO is that? Did not recogonize her at ALL

I CONCUR

this is truly my favorite moment in recent history.

YES! 100+ for summarizing my horrified reaction at his face

this is my mother, whom we currently live with. What I make is never good enough, he never eats enough, he doesn’t sleep enough, I yell too much but also don’t discipline him, I need to be more patient, but more strict, etc etc. just hoop after hoop after hoop....

Dammnit KeKe Palmer, you are always trying too hard to be sexy when you are ALREADY sexy.

Funniest fucking comment I have ever seen. All the stars for you.