I most definitely predicted this shit a few weeks back. Mark my words, they will have the baby, separate, Chyna will get back with tyga, and they will take all that ‘dashian money. #tinfoilhat

This whole thing burned me up all night, and I really wish it hadn’t. I feel like a lot of times, women on both sides of this argument are so smug that it makes me want to throw myself out of a window. I am a woman who thought for many years, I did not want a child. Eventually, I changed my mind, and I now have a 1…

I am looking at all my friends who I know are republicans and going, “I know all of you assholes did this”

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER. It is my mother 110 % .

Lord yes. My mother is one of those, “WHY IS THE BABY WITHOUT SOCKS? WHERE IS HIS HAT?!?” even if it is sweltering.

I am sorry you feel like this. I understand this because this often affects my depression as well. Please hang in there. Remember that there is some good, even on days where it seems impossible to find.

yeah give me cheeseburgers or tacos. fruit water?!

I don’t know what person told me they had an “income requirement” and so for the longest that’s what I thought!

oh my god. I’d just quickly show myself out.

lol your dad clearly knew this was a straight up investment!

I’m curious. Is Equinox as bourgeois as they make it out to be? I am always dying to know the monthly cost and if they really do “interview” for members because they want it to be so exclusive.

add how awesome it would be when you leave a room in a huff and say, “I SAID GOOD DAY!” in an angry tone.

I love knowing that Virginia, the uptight sister of Maryland, is taking a collective shit over this right now.

Seriously! Come on now, people!

Could it be possible, that Kelly and Michael are two normal fucking people just doing them? That Michael got a new job and its ok? That Kelly is on vacation and really doesn’t care? Or that maybe the executives handled it badly but Kelly and Michael are cool with one another? Does everything have to be an exhaustive…

awful in that movie but his stand up was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

All of those sons look like American Psychos.

Right? That is exactly what I’m thinking since I’m sure multiple people are going to come here to reply to the comment and be like, “BUT YOU HAVE NO PROOF YOU WERE AT THE EVENT AND THAT YOUR EARS WEREN’T CLOGGED BY WAX, HENCE YOU DON’T KNOW WTF SHE SAID AND WHO CARES ANYWAY BECAUSE BETHENNEY IS AWFUL!”

Exactly, and no one here in DC gives a FUCK about Potomac- barely even the normal people who live there. It’s like....why?!

I am just here to say that Karen is the WORST kind of woman in the world. Not confident, just cocky with nothing noteworthy to be cocky over, tears other women down, and is judgy as FUCK. I can’t stand her ass. Ok rant over.