I'm tryna be all up in the middle o'this.

In all honesty, I am just very happy that at least he and I have the same amazing taste in boxed cake.

I did it yesterday and I was informed it is called a "Canadian tuxedo"....I was perplexed.

This isn't click bait- this is some straight bullshit that actually happened. If you want click bait, go here.

right? who's fucking nose is that?! Nicole Kidman's? (I'm exaggerating, but shit. I'm mad).

That nose is NOT FUCKING BIG ENOUGH.

For sure. I feel like a lot of that happens on Jezebel. Sometimes I just want to tell everyone to sit the fuck down. this just shouldn't even be a battle- let her have her moment of clarity.

Thanks for saying this because while I don't like this woman at all, all these responses are SNARKY AS FUCK and I think that sometimes we as people just have to be like, "thank God someone is genuinely trying, even if they know no better." There are worse people on this earth than Kim Kardashian and quite frankly, she…

I know. I always feel the same way.

i am OVER that whole fucking line. I mean damn, can we just say, "let's ride out?" or whatever?!

Goodness obviously I need to go back and watch it! I remember watching this with her. Gosh, now I feel old.

she definitely watched the original, so perhaps I am confusnig the current one she is watching for another screaming + fighting + fun filled soap?

THAT is the one I'm talking about! (I commented that THIS was the version I am familiar with!)

My mom watches this show. There used to be a show back in the day called Maria la del Barrio Sol ( I guess this is a spin off?), with Thalia as the actress and that was also equally dramatic.

aaaaaand now I know what I'm doing with my entire afternoon. Thank you.

this was the condensed version lol

I loved this. I'm not a fan of all of Drake's music but he does seem like a genuine guy. Like the kind that would wine and dine you and then maybe you'd have a romantic tryst, he wouldn't call you cause he went on tour for like 4 weeks, and he'd actually feel bad when he found out that you were upset with him.

this sounds like something that someone wrote on Media Take Out or some other bs site.

again, just a suggestion. I'm just simply stating it maybe would have sounded less coarse.

Hey , I'm not a wordsmith. It's just a suggestion. I'm pretty much open to anything other than "your lunch time cry."