onoshetalkin
OnoSheTalkin
onoshetalkin

Fo sho. the only reason I clicked on this article was to look at this dog, then try to figure out how I can get my own spaniels on Jezebel.

I am cracking up all these weeks later

Is there a sign up form?

She's crazy. I wouldn't be able to even hear the phone over the sounds of our lip smacking.

That, and then the "He's a Hasidic Jew! He doesn't want to sing about Jesus!"

You are correct- makes no sense. Because I am lacking in social skills, I would have answered the phone while I asked Karl to "proceed" but if that didn't work, I'd be a grown up and ask him out on a date.

Agreed. You are just gonna give up on that? What would her dead parents think? sheesh...

There is not ONE time where I have watched this movie and not said, "FUCK HER BROTHER! KARL IS FINE!" I mean, shit. Priorities, right?

I just want to talk about Karl aka Rodrigo. Why even bother with the rest of this ?

I read his quote and I was like, "Aww that is beautiful. Surely he is right." Then I look down at this comment and I'm like, "DANG." There is so much truth.

deactivated fat girl runs a hilarious blog by the way!!!!!

Naturally, I read this at work, laughed way to damn loud, and my office mate is looking at me like I am out of my damn mind.

understandable. I also make faces when I'm 'pated.

It simply cannot be. Whenever I hear him on the radio, I violently punch the button to change the station

I'm not gonna lie. I don't care for his voice, nor do I understand why he makes those faces ( like john mayer faces?) when I feel like he isn't singing that...hard?

ugh. just cried. cannot hold it in.

He licked her face, y'all. I was done.