Still wondering how they fit such a small interior into it.

I test drove the first model year of the gen 8 Impala out of sheer curiosity to see how it compared to its namesake (my dad had a gen 5 in the 70s). I’ve never experienced a more unpleasant car, and that includes some Russian and Chinese vehicles. Uncomfortable, cheap, plasticky, no road feel, no power, and ugly as…

Not deserving of the name. 

Nissan Versa. I hate the way they look. Hate the way they drive. I’m not a Nissan fan. I mainly hate the way they look and there’s so many of them driving around!

Rolex Reunion!!

I see what you did there. 

... Shilling for RAM?

I use it on my Odyssey which at 9 years old still has clean, supple tan leather seats in spite of my 3 small children and it’s previous owners 3 small children.

“GM and VW are idiots”, you could have stopped there. 

Exactly. I remember being in France and Eurosport had nothing but Trails and French Tractor Pulls on.  It was glorious.

Trials motorcycling.

Just elaborating on Powell Motor’s idea.

No Longer In production?!?!  BS, go back in production!

Hi, I’ll have two tacos and a coke, please. 

the gold one had a huge hatchback door on the back for all your friends to pile in to go to the opera

MB Tex has a reputation of lasting till the end of time, even if not really taken care of. 

How kind of your dog!

Why would you buy something classy like an old diesel MB then throw a bunch of PepBoys trim pieces all over it?

*Sees Florida license plate*

Oh

“Monitored by a computer...”

The best moonshine I’ve ever had was from him. He used to be the hookup for my buddy. It was smooth as glass and pretty damn flammable.