Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

He really is a message board come to life

Yeah, the endorsement deal between Trump and brain damage is definitely a two-way street.

You spelled 98% wrong.

Remember when Christopher Hitchens got waterboarded to challenge his own views? Can we unleash Vontaze Burfict on this motherfucker?

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

Talk about the books those women wrote. What you enjoyed about them. What you disliked about them. Recommend their books to other people. Start book clubs that feature them.

So brave. So moving.

That might be the point. *takes off tin foil hat*

O ye of little faith...

Since this is the Browns, I half expected to hear that they hired Jonah Hill.

And I figure there’s about a 99% chance you’re a dim-witted ‘muricunt.

And the breaking point apparently revolved around Weddle’s daughter performing in a halftime show.

My brother somehow thinks that the Warriors aren’t fun to watch, and gives me Steph Curry as an example of why. Apparently the exact scenario you bring up is somehow boring basketball. I’m beginning to think that when he asked to be bodyslammed again and again as a toddler that I probably should have worried.

Dunno. I voted for Obama and sometimes I wonder wtf he's doing so many snl tv show type of appearances.

This is my least favorite Bill Hader character

Gary Kubiak originally called it horse crap, but Peyton had to audible to bullshit after seeing the coverage it received.

I am not a fan of chocolate. Unless it has peanut butter in it. Or the blood of virgins. Then it is delicious and gives me my power.

Sounds like the double-team really forced him into the turnover this time.

2012 Jalopnik Batshit Babe Contestants.