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This sucks, so, so much.

Look, I try not to pass judgments on cops, who have a difficult job and sometimes get shafted trying to perform it. But a lack of professionalism is a lack of professionalism, and I’d really like to know why this one particular officer felt the need to curse so much in the police report.

Because many times my selection was already in my head. Greg got stars, so it is hardly ignored. Also, post what moves you.