you are a way better person than I am!

I am so clueless about wedding costs. All I know is that weddings bring out the super crazy in people!

I hope she's fixed now!

Matzoh with cream cheese and jelly? Delish!

Please share crazy family stories.

Ten plagues finger puppets? I must know more!!

There are a couple things going on here

I don't. I used to, but then they got married. And when they get married, they're gone. See, I'm old - like 40. So it's a whole different thing. All my gay boyfriends moved to New York.

Really, you're going to lecture me on putting my energy into my own life? I can't just be upset that some guy I was actually interested in - which never happens - bailed on me?

For f's sake. For the second time in a week, a guy emailed me, said he'd call me and then DID NOT. I got an email today saying he'd like to call me tonight, am I around and I said yes, I'm typically up until 10 p.m.

I wash my hands constantly whenever I've been out in public, have wipes in my car and I Lysol wipe my computer and phone regularly. I knocking wood frantically.

I would start small. What is one scene that really rings true and honest. Most of the time people focus on too big of a picture, and they miss the details that really connect with readers.

um. he's yelling at you because he broke your brand-new thingamabob that you were kind enough to lend him?

Just once, I would like a guy to do what he SAYS he will do.

I WISH there was an all-women's gym around me. That would be so frigging awesome.

There is a YMCA in my city, but it's a good 45-minute walk away. There's no parking there. I wish they had one closer to me because I've heard good things. The gym that's closest to me is a total meat market.

I don't understand this. I had someone throw a McDonald's bag at me when I was taking a walk once and yell fatty comments. Seriously?

None of the gyms around me have pools. Even in the summer, the public pools don't have water aerobics.

I don't understand why trainers feel it's a good thing to continue when something is hurting. I tried a few times, but he just seemed to prefer to work out with people who were already fit.

Sometimes I can get it together and go. But it's really hard. I just wish class instructors would be more welcoming. The same with personal trainers - most of them seem to have never worked out with someone more than 20 pounds overweight, so they're clueless and condescending.