Hm. How about, “Amanda Knox Writes Tribute to the Dead Roommate She Did Not Murder Ten Years Ago”?

Why does she need to make you a “honey do list” in the first place? Are you physically unable to see what she sees?

But if you can write a check that clears, suddenly you’re a good driver and no longer a menace on the roads?

I’m a man and I don’t find the above meme to be offensive or to “tee” me off.

Understand that what you are saying is that unless women learn to be polite and respectful, men will continue to deny them equal status in our society. Understand that no man has ever been fed this raft of patronizing bullshit.

That is one of the most polite ways I’ve ever seem someone express, “I don’t give a fuck what you think.”

FYI there is a sick fuck posting graphic images of dead kittens all over these comments. FLAG AND DISMISS THIS PATHETIC SLIME.

I’ve been hitting the gym on the weekends this year, and you are not lying. I have to go in the afternoons because it’s a big gym and parking is awful in the mornings (like, no spaces at all and its next to brunch sports, so no street parking either), and I have resorted to just saying “fuck it” and streaming Netflix…

I still don’t get it. :(

This is about butt stuff right

My bff started sleep training her twins at about 4 months. Seriously, you get over the “I must soothe my crying babe!” once you get hit with multiples. Once the newness was over and there were no more visiting relatives to help- she was alone during the day and needed to sleep at night.

He was talking about being relevant to your users through social media, behind him was “#relevant” projected on to a tv screen and he said “And how do we want to appear to our audience? Pound sign relevant”.

Woke is when someone has “woke up to” the forces of injustice and inequality. The Social Justice Force has been awakened in them, if you will.

I think that they mean 30% of female Republican Primary Voters, and 46% of Republican Primary Voters, and not 30% and 46% of Trump’s supports are female/male respectively.

I’m solidly in the “don’t go” camp. I’d so much rather sit at home and let mom and pop foot the cocktail bill, and have friends stop by when it works for them, or vice versa and go to their house. You get to control the people you see, the ones who actually want to see you will show up, you avoid the dicks and don’t…

My two favorite boy names too! We had such a hard time naming our first son, if we have another, I’m out of ideas.

All I got was a coupon and I ALREADY HAVE EVERY COUPON

I tried to buy candles for all my friends and family this year, but JEN from APPLETON said they were out. She’s a REAL c-word, that one.

I could watch this guy weeping on a loop for like 7 hours in the background of a festive occasion, like the Yule Log.

One issue I had with this book was that it allowed the young white reader to feel good about their privilege, to feel superior to these characters and feel good about their choice not be a racist (as defined in the novel). It taught young black readers nothing, provided no comfort, taught them nothing they didn't…