Yeah, [...] someone farther down in the comments suggested the key to finding drugs in Egypt is just to hang out with some expats. I mean, probably [...].

I smoked in Cairo, on a hill over looking the city. It was amazing. The hook-up was easy: go to the bars/clubs that all the ex-pats and Egyptians who drink and Sudanese go to. The ex-pat community in Cairo is very small and very welcoming.

I also love them. I demand them when people leave for trips. Post lots of pictures, I say! When I’m traveling, I tend to go by three rules when I post, because I am also scared of coming off as awful, or annoying people.

1. Never post more than one picture a day, max.
2. Pictures of people* are best. Everyone knows what…

Ours was very similar. We still managed a few times, but honestly we didn’t even _sleep in_ more than one or two days. It was either get up early to drive or get up early to go do some awesome thing. It was an amazing trip!

I have the Pure Flow in purple. Love my Brooks. :)

I saw him at the Hollywood Bowl and it was so fun! The fans were definitely part of the whole night cuz wow. They are dedicated and intense.

Agreed. T-shirt dresses are an immediate no-go. When I did it, it was a pair of khakis and about three or four shirts, a sweater, and a shell (for rain). My pajamas were some Patagonia base layers that were so expensive that my parents bought them, they served their purpose a million times over.

+1 for just buying it in Europe.

I grew up in a very weird place that has been in the news a fair bit lately because Bob Durst found it and thought “That’s the place for me!” I still have family there, but it is a WEIRD place, and to grow up in such a place, when you don’t know any better, is very strange indeed. Now whenever I go back, it just gets…

I’m getting out of Seattle. It’s only getting worse. Time to split.

Crimes against women, kids, or the elderly make you a punk and a target in prison.

My friends who recently got married had a very small registry and when I asked about it, they admitted that they didn't really need anything (been living together for awhile) but all the olds basically demanded it of them. So I gave them a big fat check instead and they were super happy about it. They were putting…

If it makes you feel any better, Target's registry interface is awful. We got doubles of several gifts thanks to how difficult it was for people to read. (You'd be surprised.)

But asking for a Honeyfund is too close to asking for cash, which many people find tacky, particularly when considering that you're likely going to be asking someone who is less well-off than you are to give you some cash.

My thought was also "she's probably not all that famous," but if she's talking about the paparazzi and if they're really hassling her to that degree.. then maybe she is? The paparazzi are annoying but they don't bother with a large number of celebrities. This young lady makes it sound like they are stalking her at…

That was me, too. Even found a roommate, sent a deposit on an apartment, etc. On a trip there I suddenly realized, "Wait. I don't want to live here at all." Moved somewhere cheaper and eventually made my way to the west coast best coast.

So true. My husband and I (met online) didn't even bother moving in together til we were engaged. We'd both done the living together thing with other people. It doesn't mean shit. (Nice thing is, since we met in our 30s we knew it was right pretty damn early on. No time for bullshit.)

I might have to add that to the list of "things about me you might not like, but I'll explain to you why it's not a big deal."

Sad day when US Weekly editorial staff knows their verbs better than Jezebel's.

Nope, definitely don't intend for it to be a substitute, which is why I mentioned taking results to a specialist. It is merely a step you can take that is fair more cost-effective, and unless you know what you're doing, you're going to need someone else to interpret the results, anyway.