Please don't give in. Please don't give in. Please don't give in.

I dunno, the earwormy pop culture dance song part of my brain is kinda being occupied by that new Diplo/Skrillex/Bieber track right now.

My grandfather was a Judge. The Judge honorific was so strong that we, his grandchildren, called him "The Judge" or "Grandpa Judge."

*before taping*
Interviewer: Ok, we just need some soundbites, can you help us out? If you don't know what we're talking about, it's ok, just sort of.. go along with it.
Person: Welp, ok.
*taping*
Interview: Hibba hubba wanky wanky made up stuff!
Person: YEAH!

I was also terrified of the bathroom. It had an exhaust fan and I was convinced a boogeyman was going to come through it and grab me. I used to pee with the door open so I could make a quick exit. Eventually my siblings raised enough of a fuss about walking by the bathroom and seeing me pee that I was shamed into…

I promise I'm a normal grown up!

I am a lady, and my best friend at around age 7 or 8 was a boy. We were good buddies. We wanted to have sleep overs, and apparently our moms discussed it and decided, eh, what the hell. So I would go over to his house, we would play, going exploring, have sleep overs, etc. Of course, eventually, it came up between the…

What do we expect here? The general public idolizes Hollywood and movie-making, but in the end, they are all just people. Just people working, like in any other profession. And people, by and large, are stupid. They don't honor "art" any more than any other random member of the public does. They look at nominees and…

I also love ModCloth and wish they had more midi-length dresses, but it seems like those are becoming more common there. But yes, it was such a fear for me for a minute there that I wrote down the minimum length I needed and always checked the length before I ordered a dress. Also, they have REALLY added to their user…

What is the underwear brand that unassuming normal dudes wear? Not something with a waistband two inches wide emblazoned with a huge logo? Just well made, handsome underwear, advertised with pictures that don't have insane fake bulges. Anyone?

Ok, the AussieBum pictures on their website are absolutely ridiculous.

The fact that she is speaking so freely now really has me worried that she's planning on retiring soon.

Point: It makes your breath smell awful. Seriously, so gross.

and put the goddamn toilet lid down.

I think this experiment is actually quite funny. Thank you for donating to science!

WTF. Just because they naturally occur in the body doesnt mean that taking a medicine of the same components is without side effects.

The math in these apps is not all that complicated. They work perfectly fine for a woman who has a very predictable cycle. Ie, it's always the same length, and ovulation day is always the same, and there is always two weeks between ovulation the CD1. Typically, this default is a 4 week cycle, but any "predictable"…

Yep. That's weird.

Can we talk about how absolutely in-over-his-head Chris is? Wow. I mean, the look on his face after hearing "the story" is like, "Oh, you want to make out now? Ok.. well I'm kinda thinking about your dead husband at the moment but.. ok.." His little country brain literally cannot process all the crazy.

Ditto.