Try searching for “Lean Pockets discontinued” on Google. Top seven responses, all from the HP website, all by customer service folks, all saying the same thing.

They’ve been shutting down for a few months now.

They have a frozen storage period of 14 months, and the most popular flavors are being rolled into Hot Pockets, possibly with tweaks.

Yep, the web page isn’t current, which shouldn’t surprise you. All the favorite flavors are being folded into Hot Pockets, and the rest are just gone.

No, it’s definitely a meme. All you have to do is look at the comments on this very post or on their Twitter feed.

I mean, it's more likely that your average Hot Pocket consumer is unlikely to want to go through the extra steps and/or have a toaster oven. If you listed every potential way of cooking a filled bread casket on the box, it'd probably not leave much room for the carefully designed imagery that convinces you it's a good…

Now, that’s a tired meme. If you actually read the directions, they explicitly stated you need to let them sit for a bit after cooking. This is because of how microwaves work, cooking the exterior before the interior. Letting it sit evens out the heat.

That'd be difficult, given that Lean Pockets have ceased to be.

So, this doesn’t seem a bit off to anyone else? Depressed/isolated loner becomes a trenchcoat-wearing gun weilder? A bit too on the nose for school shooters for me.

No, the flat out missing animations means the game was unfinished.

Woof, you really pulled them out of the woodwork with that post. Shows just how on the nose it was.

The issue with the politics of the Star Wars prequels was that they were extremely important to the story (in fact, pretty much the focus of the story), but were portrayed very poorly. Lucas was very good at directing an action scene or something exciting, but he desperately needed someone good at writing dialogue to…

Nothing a light ink wash can’t fix.

The “Collection” is, but it’s largely a bundle of preorders at this point. The MCC as it currently stands is the front end and Reach, with the other games intended to be released slowly over time.

So, for minis alone, given the average cost of a mini being 6-8 dollars, your printer would pay for itself after 100 minis or so.

You can defray some of the cost through 3D printing. It takes extra time and up-front costs, but you can print additional pieces as needed, including minis.

It’s a way of gating abilities. This offers two advantages: 1) Players can learn to wield different abilities over time, improving their retention; 2) Unlocking new abilities feels like a milestone that the player earned, complete with related endorphin hit.

I’m pretty sure that hasn’t been reinstated as canon since the new canon started.

Asking the real questions here.

I’ve rolled my own systems for Windows for a long, long time, and I haven’t had issues with any version of Windows short of slowdown or something caused by faulty hardware. Given the number of upset people in the comments, this appears to be far from a universal experience. The only complaint I can legitimately give…