Man, you sound every bit as angry as the people you’re supposedly yelling at. Let it go.

Start a new party.

You have to remember China’s strict censorship laws. The hardware sold legitimately to Chinese citizens is not the same hardware we have here, so a phone that was not subject to the same laws could be immensely valuable.

Yes, a difficult choice between a fighter and a dead body.

Except that the cross-section of a cube can also be a rectangle, a triangle, a hexagon...

How are you planning on oxygenating your blood?

I appreciate the sentiment AND the reference.

Vaan isn’t the main character, he’s just the character you control. He’s only tangentially involved in the story, really.

This is the right way. The people who find him guilty of a crime are the Senate, and the prosecutors are the House. This is the process, and this is exactly why nobody has passed Articles of Impeachment until now; they simply needed the evidence lined up to make a case.

So, when was the last time you watched an animated Disney film?

No, he’s Neutral Good. Carrot has a strong moral code, yes, but he’s willing to compromise it if it means it assists the greater good, as has been demonstrated several times.

No, alignment is a characteristic, akin to red hair, not a personality trait. The color of your hair does not impact your actions, and acting like it does is, frankly, stupid. A “prescriptive” characteristic would be a fear of spiders, for example, or an oath of revenge, something that’s integral to the character. You…

The paladin was still fulfilling her code and the law as she knew it, so she’s still lawful good.

Alignments are descriptive, not prescriptive, and players leaning on alignment over personality, background, and the like are simply bad at roleplaying.

You don’t act based on alignment, it’s just a descriptive tool. You act based on what your character’s personality and background is. The paladin in this case is acting according to her code and would not suffer a crisis of the faith.

It’s worth noting that Carrot transitions from Lawful Good to Neutral Good across the series. When he starts out, he follows the literal interpretation of the law, up to and including arresting and then defending from a mob a dragon. Towards the end of the series, he’s learned that not every law in the books is worth…

Oh, for...

Not only that, but they are claiming either Predator or Predator 2 as bad.

If you want to know why high heels are so popular, watch Kinky Boots.

Tablet displays aren’t as easy on the eyes as eInk displays (being the difference between projected and ambient lighting).