Wait, there are people who don’t already know this?? It was obvious to me the first time I saw it in the theater and I was five years old at the time. Luke looks down at his mechanical hand, realizing that he’ll become like Vader if he kills him.

This is true. It didn’t connect because it challenged the viewer. The movie basically subverted every expectation the audience had. And it was awesome, and it sent a powerful message in large part by doing so.

Hiding the card in a copy Slaughterhouse-Five makes total sense. Here’s why:

“DeGrom, who has been the best starting pitcher in the National League...” um, no. Max Scherzer would have a few words for you...

Over his last 10 starts, deGrom’s ERA is 0.87. The team has somehow won just two of those games.

DeGrom, who has been the best starting pitcher in the National League

Bound to happen if you pitch, hit, and fuck with the same appendage.

I don’t want to out anyone, but I’m guessing that person’s name is “Bryan”.

Oh, the ranting is possible. But the retention? Then the follow-up action?

I hope “it was actually my wife!” becomes the new “I was hacked” as the default excuse.

I’d rather they threw batteries at the MAGA chuds that will be there to worship their dear leader.

Eagles fans reading this and attending this event, please for the love of all that is good in the universe take a knee when the anthem starts to play.

Join us. Together we will can rule the galaxy!

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

The fact that the most powerful man in the world is so thin skinned (and utterly fucking stupid) is both maddening and terrifying... Also, fuck Fox News for carrying his water.

SMDH You guys missed the MOST IMPORTANT part of the story. I even sent it to tips@!

If this is about Embiid, why does the first video show James Harden?

You mean the city that employed this TGI Fridays server to be sheriff has law enforcement officers who don’t always tell the truth?

+1

The man who filmed the video, who was driving for a car app at the time, says the guy in the truck was Embiid’s trainer.