Take this for what you will, but I heard once that the Mormons trekking out west to the ‘promised land’ originally had coffee but then ran out and the leaders were like “god came to me in a vision and said that coffee is Satan’s drink!”

He was on suicide watch. I suspect foul play.

And on the seventh day the Jury listened to the tracks in question, and saw that it was good- for the plaintiff!

She might be a queen, icon and a legend (debatable) but she’s also uneducated and has never had to stand on her own two legs without a strong male figure to tell her what to do. If she’s come under the sway of an unscrupulous man it’s really not surprising.

It’s ok. It was adopted from Sri Lanka.

I really don’t like that nickname for the bus because Ms. Frizzle wouldn’t have let this shit go down.

You’re inferring quite a lot from a rather flippant sarcastic comment of the type that the Jezebel commentariat is known for.

Its the age old tale - pass laws and regulations too keepthings transparent and safe. Business people find loopholes to do things that are neither, but make more money. Laws and regs are passed to close loopholes. The cylce continues a couple of times until business people complain there are too many regulations and…

I’m not that impressed. I bet with a little practice most of us could do the same with a bottle in which the cap had been pre-loosened, too, although I’d undoubtedly knock it over trying. It’s not like she actually unscrewed or popped off the top, or shot the cap out of her cooch- she lowered herself over it,…

In almost every state, selling non-transplantable human body parts is legal as long as they are not fetuses.

Not so good at sarcasm or reading comprehension, eh

Yeah, this dude should currently be protected like the crown jewels, dude has some serious dirt on powerful people that needs to get out.

I too hope he dies, but not before his trial. Need to get all involved the fuck out of here.

No sympathy.

Bezos leans over, pauses for the briefest of moments before murmuring “I can get you same-day delivery of anything...anything...you could possibly desire. Here...let me show you my Prime Member.”

Is it possible that it’s maybe not outright homophobia, but still pretty shitty to criticize someone for not being gay the way you want them to be (politician or not)?

I miss the old days when the subway cost two bits and you’d wear an onion on your belt, as was the style at the time. 

The only celeb pet that’s allowed to trademark their name is Kitty Purry.

Incorrect. This was a complete surprise out of nowhere. A+.