“As part of that situation, the Queen informed Prince William that the items from the Royal Collection worn by Princess Diana would not immediately be made available to Meghan.”

I’m just shocked that something as creepy as ASMR attracts maladjusted men who think the women whispering into youtube are speaking directly to them. 

She bought it for $2.8M?

It’s been endgame with Rebecca for a while, but when Miguel kept answering for Rebecca in the waiting room episode and she couldn’t remember when she had eaten last, I thought they might be introducing an early onset Alzheimer’s storyline for her (though maybe not early? I'm bad at math). I’m not sure how far in the…

Cairns are only appropriate for marking trails in the backcountry. Hate seeing them otherwise.

Keeping a secret/guarding a space is not my point at all. Geotagging exact locations is actually actively discouraged by many parks and the rangers who work there, which is why I stopped.

The trick is to choose hikes where physical exertion is actually required so most of the chumps get weeded out. Mt. Whitney in particular is a laugh riot of failure - your flip flops and half a bottle of Gatorade are not going to get you to the summit, people.

I will happily get up at 3 AM to be on the trail by 6 during summers here in Washington. It often takes longer going down than up due to stopping constantly to allow later starters to pass by.

Your dad is a hero!

I remember my dad getting all up in some woman’s face when she handed her kid a pen so he could write his name on something in a national park, back in the sixties. (Yes, I also remember the sixties!)

That’s why you never leave the door open

My daughter actually nailed me years ago (She was maybe nine or ten at the time). I’ve never been one to prank, since I don’t know that I have the social awareness for it, but she got super into them and did some really stupid ones one year (Like moving my chair or something). The following year, though, expecting…

My youngest was obsessed with the idea of April Fool’s Day when he was 5. I decided to play a prank on him. I saw it online. Put red Jello in a drinking cup with a straw inside. Tell your child there’s a glass of Hawaiian Punch on the counter. Watch as they try to drink the jello. I did this. He laughed. Then he ate…

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

She cried for like, two minutes, and she’s the happiest kid ever now.

I can believe the suddenness of Kevin and Zoe breaking up. It’s one of those things that when it comes up, if you don’t agree, there really is no compromise and it’s best to go your separate ways.

Kim Kardashian is thinking of naming her next kid Rob West, after her brother.

YOU’RE BANNED FROM POP CULTURE

Why haven’t some of us see Us? We have small children and cannot get a reliable sitter at a moments notice.