In Alhambra, yes. In Alabama, good luck finding a house that’s murder-free.

The relationships started when the women were 17 and 19 respectively. It begins to feel a little less like simple inexperience at some point.

52 years old...21 and 23 year old live in girlfriends...yeah that’s a *confirmed* sex monster, not a ‘suspected’ sex monster.

Everybody’s sad here but meanwhile Sean Connery is dancing around the house in joy.

When I first arrived in this country, I knew almost no English. My first TV shows were Dukes of Hazzard and Jeopardy. So this show does inhabit a special place in my heart.

Captain Raymond Holt celebrates upon being informed of the renewal.

Terry loves seventh seasons!

“Buyer’s remorse” AKA title of your sex tape.

I was born in 1973.

Straight men fear gay men because they worry that gay men will ignore their (straight men’s) boundaries in the same way straight men have ignored women’s personal boundaries. 

I want to make sure to credit RuPaul for his brillant saying: “We are all born naked and the rest is drag.” When I wrote it I assumed everyone would know the reference in hindsight, i realize perhaps not. It is important to give credit where credit is due.

“Grown man interacting with parents” is gotta be the most tired sitcom premise.

Or lobotomized them if they were female and too free spirited, like the Kennedys.

I’m jealous that you still get to watch Happy Endings for the first time.

You know the reason that “believe the victim” is a thing is because for 99.999 percent of human history victims, specifically women who have been raped, beaten, or otherwise assaulted, have been at best dismissed and at worst accused of making things up. Im sure you know a couple women. One of them has been sexually…

Wow. You were born yesterday, weren’t you. The Rust Belt collapse started in the 1970s and accelerated under Reagan and was dead and buried in the 1980s under Bush.

I’m consistently perplexed as to what exactly the reviewer wants out of Weekend Update. Because it seems like they just want people to recap the dangerous situation the nation is in without all these goshdarned jokes to prevent everyone from grasping the gravity of the situation.

So you are in a relationship with strippers and your boat? 

I only knew the fair catch one, and might have guessed the option play based on context clues if I hadn’t already read the answer in the article.