Leave Ron Johnson alone. His comments may have been affected by the fact that he’s quite stupid and that might have factored in.

Take aim at good grades.

First, the garden variety black hole has to run for election. During the process of campaigning the garden variety black hole starts accumulating mass rapidly. But the critical part comes down to election day, itself, where a tipping point is reached and either the garden variety black hole becomes elected and…

Here’s one for you list; How many great minds have we lost because we’ve medicated them into pretty little boxes as children?

Ripper is alive and well and was responsible for the Bowling Green Massacre.

So from a quick skim of the post I gather that Jack the Ripper faked his death and was living on the desert island in the Pacific where Amelia Earhart crashed landed in 1937. Seems plausible to me.

Toxemia (pre-eclampsia) and toxoplasmosis (cat poop) are two different things.

They also gave away their cat on Twitter.

Jawlines should both be shaved and referred to as neck-meets-head lines.

A male feminist walks into a bar

You had me at “Cloppy.”

Yasssss! I found several cringy moments too! Like almost everything seems like a backhanded compliment? Almost like” Yeah! I manned up and showed how pro-woman I am and NOT BASIC by my abnormal partner selection!” And his girl is curvy, but there have been curvy “plus-sized” (I don’t like saying that) models featured…

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Shouldn’t the Biebs have enough money he can comfortably retire? Or like ... change careers? He doesn’t seem to enjoy his very much.

I just want to give a shout out to the amazing geology on display for this year’s Dragonstone location shooting. The scenes on the beach surrounded by that amazing folded strata are just gorgeous.

OMG girl. Buy some fucking Spanx.

Maybe he was dead the whole time.

The new standard for a bad week will be “I have had a Mooch of a week.”

Reince should txt him to say, “Congratulations, I’ll pray for your child.”