When I was a grad student living on $8K a year, and I found a coupon for $2 off toilet paper on the ground in front of the toilet paper. It made my day, and left me enough money to buy a block of cheese that was not in the budget.

It is my true hope that a coupon for canned soup or whatever will bring other people the…

New York City is also projecting that there will be 300,000 fewer tourists. Because people are hearing stories of CBP treating people like shit and deciding that it’s just not worth the risks. And the idea of forcing people to hand over passwords is terrifying for the business crowd, so business travel should be down…

Buy a Polaroid or disposable camera? Download some garbage IG filters? These are heinously bad photos though. Like, you have to try to get them to look this shitty.

“You will never climb to heaven with your hands full of penis.”

Those are beautiful! And congrats!

I’ve been working on a Sophie’s Universe blanket in Caron Simply Soft with my trusty helper:

A couple new works-in progress. I tried various fancy things today. Not sure they all came out as I’d like... but these will get trimmed next week.

That looks great already!

Craft Thread!

Us: Obama please save us from Herr Fünfundvierzig!

You should order Chinese. That’s what the lawyers on TV always do in these situations. Eat it straight out of the carton.

I asked a complete stranger who said they were going to Wisconsin this summer to stop by Mars Cheese Castle and pick me up some cheese. If she agrees, the list I’m gonna give her will destroy her mind.

That’s being Minnesota nice.

Agree

The winning Gouda is from the Marieke farm. I’m literally drooling just thinking about it. They make one (Burning Melange) that has nettles in it - extraordinary. If you’re ever in Wisconsin, don’t write off those cheese shops as a tourist trap because that’s some goooood shit. Seriously, after a few samples, the…

According to CNN, this lawsuit is likely to get Trump’s tax return in discovery. That’s why the big legal guns are onto it (obviously this couple’s case is one the Democrats can use to get him on emoluments; Pitts and Gross couldn’t afford to sue Trump, with no damages yet).

I mean, he’s not wrong. It’s super hard to grow a bigger dick.

Note to all: YesYesThisAgain is our resident “but ACTUALLY” MRA type. Do not engage.

On a personal level, the modern waxed chest trend kind of weirds me out and I am perfectly fine with my men being hairy. But on a societal level, GOOD, FUCK YOU ALL, I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SHAVE MY FUCKING LEGS TO BE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YOU CAN ALL SUFFER ANNOYING HAIR REMOVAL FOR DUBIOUS AESTHETIC REASONS TOO.