I thought the same. In fact, while I clicked on the headline I was like “please don’t be Katy under that mask...”

Perhaps it is important not to sanitize the struggle? It may also give us notice that we may have to endure our own dark times in protecting democracy.

This may be the last time I ever say this, so here it goes. Please be quiet everyone, I get stage fright:

And if the slot machine rolls an unlucky combo, your hospital bills are doubled.

Girl, I remember on election night a man visiting from Canada messaged me on Grindr. Needless to say I broke modern medical science, impregnated myself with triplets as a contingency and am now planning an early spring wedding at a Dave and Busters in Ontario.

Odds of seeing a real doctor: 1 in 292,201,338.

Oh man, this is like when you’re leaving town and asking the neighbor teenager to watch your house, then realize what you’ve done and lock up every loose/important item in your house to try to save it JUST IN CASE

Go Katy perry for seeming like a real decent human being.

Like, why is everyone shitting on Wayne Brady? Were we supposed to not like him?

There was an Onion article about Obama just going around the country hugging everyone as his farewell tour. Can ... can that be real please?

I’d be like Troy meeting LeVar Burton: catatonic, followed by panic and feelings of inadequacy.

I’m a black person and I love Wayne Brady. He is one of my unashamed guilty pleasures. I can’t explain it, I won’t explain, I just think he’s great. But yeah, white people do love him.

Merely because I enjoy confusing nomenclature: Warren/Buffet 2020!

He was always the best singer on Who’s Line. Wayne Fuckin’ Brady!

How dare you Landry 4ever

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

Prince was an eccentric, as the gifted sometimes are.

God. How lucky are we that he cared enough to be president?

UK: Wait is this definitely beer?

I bought the ones from Etsy!