I have a functional hot water heater from 1951 or ‘52. I’m sure it accounts for 85% of my electric bill, but when you want hot water, you get motherfucking HOT water RIGHT NOW.

My dad had a wolfhound, and he was the best. Such gentle creatures.

But she didn’t quit school. She went home for the day and the school kicked her out when they discovered she was married.

She probably doesn’t have periods anyway due to her low body fat percentage.

I had a special Tooth Fairy statuette that had a little pouch in which to put the lost tooth. (I later determined that this method made it easier for the “tooth fairy” to remove the tooth without waking me.) I always received a shiny silver dollar from within that little pouch. It wasn’t until I was an adult that my…

You and I can roll together whenever you want. Phone + keys + change purse is all I usually carry. If I’m going to a bar or something that is reduced to phone + key + id+ cash.

REI, Athleta, Farm and Fleet (work clothes FTW), Goodwill.

I loved Off the Map too, but I’ll admit it was pretty ridiculous. The coconut IV?

Confession: Off the Map was terrible but I watched it anyway and was very sad when it was (predictably) cancelled.

In contrast to the recent article about Sam Hunt - THIS is country music.

That is such a horrifyingly good book. It’s the reason I won’t take my child there until she’s at least 18 years old.

Hims was made to be loved.

This could be my mother’s wedding photo.

Yes, I have a grooming vacuum! This was shortly after he came to live with me and I was checking out his reaction to the hose and the noise and whatnot. As you can see, he was very concerned.

I volunteer my Enzo. His skills include escaping enclosures, tipping wheelbarrows, ransacking feed rooms, being vacuum-broke, and looking adorable.

You’re goddamn right it’s not.

Sam Hunt is not country.

The wolf portion of the book is pretty awesome. I had a feeling it wouldn’t make the show, since it wasn’t really central to the plot. Still bummed, though.

I agree about The Evolution of Robin Thicke - great album. And then the skeeviness. Shudder. It’s too bad, because I do think he has talent.

It comes out of goats. ;)