You’re cringing... I’m laughing.

Hello, Rob. Just a small clarification:

Less than those who elected him, though.

The heck if I know.

This may make the Agera RS the world’s fastest street legal car. This clarification is important.

Ant is in rehab.

Tanks! In Italy, we call it “caffèlatte” and is usual at breakfast. Our cappuccino is more coffee and less milk, in a smaller cup.

It would be a rarity, if it still had the original engine working. As it is now, it has the value of the scrap metal..

“Latte” is milk, in Italian. I wonder what the heck they serve, under that name. Pure milk, maybe?

OK.

They earn their money doing tricks, or gimmicks. In other words, they are not good girls you’d take to meet yo Mama.

Those high heels are typical of the ladies who earn their living with gimmicks.

Someone who can attract a Mexican punk:

A tart in the anus?

...and what would Your Excellence put in its place? ...a farting sphincter, maybe?

YES! YES! YES! The IW Player is crap. Like most of those cheap players, that popped up with HTML5. YouTube FTW. And I’m always amazed at how smoothly the ads play (i only see ads when obliged, by opening the clip in an anonymous tab), contrary to the actual clip that is often crappy. D’oh!

Will it do Cars & Coffee?

Not if the dealer paid for a FULL insurance coverage against hail, tornadoes, acts of God, terrorism, unruly drivers, bitchy girlfriends and such... those insurance contracts exist, even if of course they are very expensive. Then of course, the dealer’s insurance will try to be reimbursed (partially or fully) by the…

Dude who slept out of Rome’s Apple Store and then queued for 20 hours, just to spend €1,200 of his parents’ money for the new iPhone (picture here below), sure would thank you!

Side mirrors turn signals are missing.