There’s only one answer: a 1973 FIAT 500F, with the NOT synchronized “easy-to-change gear shift”. You’d need to learn how to double clutch, to change gears without making some awful, scratching noises. Once you’ve learnt how to do that, no manual gear will ever scare you. Only $16,500 on Autotrader. P.S. My little…

Worst lawn mower ever: I only had one (a gift) and I immediately trashed it. Took two days to lose the rash. Braun Cruzer Series 1 FTW.

The front grill is too diminutive, and not impressing enough: they should have made it bigger.

That’s just logical: they need to compete with the magic Dodge Charger Demon!

He’s not driven: he’s a stupid dumbass, whose only aim is to make as much money as possible. Just see how he first tried to be in Donald Trump’s entourage, just to fly away as soon as he realized (or someone made him realize) that the Donald is an idiot. I deeply hate the slimy Elon Musk, and just seeing his oily face…

Indeed. That is.

You really were in an unlucky situation, and I feel sorry for you. Stay strong.

...and he’s digging a tunnel! ...an effin’, godd****d tunnel!!

Have you ever worked in a factory?

I’m happy enough in the normal web, thank you. Maybe it’s just me, but I feel a little uneasy when in company of pedophiles, perverts, terrorists and dope addicts.

God bless Mazda, for their retro choices! I hope they’ll set a new trend, that just brings back in fashion the classical, analog dashboards. They may have an electronic soul, but we want back the hands and dials!! I really cannot stand the digital displays, as I cannot stand those dumbos always tapping their phones.

He is free to use his personal money (salary plus shares he owns in Tesla and other companies) however he wishes. He could sell those shares and buy a mega yacht or three. He could go to Vegas and put it all on red at a roulette table. Or he can start a tunneling company that will never achieve what he claims it will…

Now I’m going to use all caps (something I never do), because you seem to have troubles in understanding. Here it goes:

Of course it is! Holen Musk did it, to legally subtract money from Tesla!

Yep. And maybe stop digging stupid tunnels, and use that money to raise the salaries of the employees.

But they’re digging a tunnel!...

I agree. I surely hope we’re right.

The Ayatollahs would approve of that truck*.

Traumatic amnesia? Got hit on the head by an oil filter?

Wrong. Cleopatra didn’t do crosswords, but she knew very well what an asp is.