Fantastic. I didn’t know this!.. Anyway, the only purpose of this article was to throw shit on Alfa... we can not expect from Jalopnik any journalistic precision.

OK, so the video was edited to make it more cute, for marketing reasons. So what? The record was approved and stands. Are you in such a bad situation, that you need to create the news when you don’t have any? I’m waiting for the blessed day when Jalopnik stops bashing FCA for the most idiotic reason, and will revert…

What I find quite strange and very, very unusual is the total mileage displayed in the “TRIP A” odometer screen. This because those simple electronic odos have usually 3 basic functions to count the mileage: ODO (not resettable), TRIP A and TRIP B (both resettable). Then there should be the trip computer with the…

Yes, indeed it was the one who took vertical pictures of his Maserati. I hope he never sells it, goes bankrupt and gets his home foreclosed.

I immediately found so funny that the “I Want To Turn Left” hand sign:

The idea of loving an electric car whatever, never crossed my mind so far and most surely will never do.

My compliments for your self-irony, which is a quite rare quality.

You are the typically very, very clever American. Too bad that you exist. But we have also AIDS and famine, so what? And now delete this, you asshat (to be kind).

Please, pass through the light as soon as you can. Thank you.

Because according to Jalopnik, all cars by Alfa Romeo are cesspits.

Contrary to the USA, here in Europe when it’s a drain it’s usually squared:

Not in my case, though.

• JKU FC, a Zanzibari football club.

Yep. IMO the best life lesson from Rick & Morty, is summarized in the following catchphrase: “And that’s why I always say, ‘Shumshumschilpiddydah!”. Priceless. And so very clever, too!

Just a couple of words from an outsider (for mentality, education, age, culture, geographic location and available TV channels): it seems to me that this “Rich & Morty” show is considered in the great U.S. of A. something reserved to a small attendance of very clever and scientifically cultured fans... a kinda elite…

Indeed.

What happened to the steering column? That’s supposed to attach to the steering rack, but it doesn’t appear in the photos.

And with clear pictures of the idiots and both their  Facebook and Snapchat accounts, the local Police was not yet able to arrest these two morons? What do they need more from them, a written confession?

Then one thing is safe: I’ll never be a BMW designer, because when I was a kid I lusted after Mizz Laura Antonelli:

I’d send it back to the sender instead.