You called??

Excuse me Sir, but you are Alex Hevesy or Lance Tedford? Just because I cannot stand this doubt. Eventually, just waiting for the videoclip of the reassembling .

They have not one, but two identical vans: that must be a quite rich parish.

NICE PRICE ALL CAPS ALL THE WAY.

Well, at least that time they couldn’t say it was my fault.

If we consider the original one as the reference standard, the true pizza must be thin and with the crisp edge.

That’s what he deserved, for making those drawings during the lesson!

You don’t say??

Why? ...it was not a poorly made FCA car?

Indeed the quality of the cars by FCA is going down the drain.

Proudly wearing my original GM fake vent holes:

“As far as I know, “tweens” is a gender-neutral term.” No. Web says it’s female, and the web is always right:

I don’t care a dried fig for the 4K videos: my eight years old 28'’ Sanyo CRT TV is still perfectly working, thank you! And I do not have Netflix.

There still must be some hairs of Khomeini’s beard in the air filter...

Ah. Ah. Ah.

Am I crazy, that I do not care a blessed s***t of the electric cars issues and I do not intend to own/drive an electric car in my life?

No. They’re there in case of a night accident. Everyone should have at least a couple of torches in his trunk.

Sure thing! ...driving in slippers, is the best thing ever! If you add a micro-bra barely keeping the boobies in place, it’s even better... if only we could add some good pot to that, the situation would be perfect.!

Because he was the dude in the notorious joke: “You don’t come here for the hunting, do you?” and that bear was indeed his lover, and he really wanted to save its life. Too bad it didn’t work.