Because when we die alone, no one fucking cares... and this is how it should be.

Sure no one will care, nor I care if they don’t do... but I HATE electric cars. Period.

I don’t care, because I do not play video games. Life is already too short.

I would NEVER like a car as uncomfortable as a stupid Japanese chairless restaurant.

Maybe it’s because the American car dealers treat their employees like shit?

We see that Kinja has now the TRIPLE USELESS LINKS. Good. We missed them.

Yes. Indeed, that’s just some useless skin. But I love to still have my prepuce.

Jason, I’m really, REALLY sorry... but THIS is the BEST HATCHBACK ever!

I’d bet one €cent, that the most afraid of losing their job are Otto’s truck drivers.

The seats are so low in the floor that your legs are practically straight out. It’s like eating at one of those sushi restaurants with no chairs: once the novelty wears off, you just start getting sore and miserable.

Because “from Italy” means he’s Italian. Bravo! Your mom would be so proud of you! And Donald too... maybe you should work for him.

Yes, because Hadi Pourmohseni is clearly a typical Italian name. Your culture amazes me!

Yes, indeed.

You are so clever, because indeed Hadi Pourmohseni is a typical Italian name.

The Maserati Biturbo was a wonderful car and a selling success. This of course is well known by everyone who really knows of cars, and doesn’t rely on old and worn memes. Excerpt from the nice Wikipedia page:

NICE PRICE!

Ditto. Ditto. Ditto.

My fear is not to travel in a driverless taxi, is to be hit by one of them while I cross the road. And why I would cross the road? But to get to the other side, of course! And about riding a driverless taxi, I still like to chat with a fellow human driver.

4) Read every post in The Root and hammer my left toe. Twice.

Glad to see that this thing doesn’t need any stinking airbags! Sure it’s APPROVED!!!