It’s your one way ticket to midnight
Call it heavy metal
Higher than high, feelin’ just right
Call it heavy metal

I think someone.., needs the cone of shame.

“What did you do, Bill? What did you do?! Look at the kitchen, Bill. It’s not supposed to be doing that, Bill!”

I want a gif of Brady not catching that pass to loop for eternity. I want to frame it and hang it in my bedroom so it can be the first and last thing I see each day so I can start and finish each day with a big ol’ smile.

Same person?

“...5¼-inch floppy disks, which are as ancient as stone tablets at this point.”

so are you suggesting that someone should promptly punch the fuck out of Ajit Pai?

Just takes 400 bicycles in a loop to form a DDOS.

So in conclusion, the police (government) had to come in to make sure Bliss (ISP’s) isn’t causing unnecessary slowdowns for his benefit and to the detriment of the public.

Huh, funny how that works.

People are really busting out the wikipedia-fu today.

You need to read the story again. Rodents the size of mole rats typically live only 6 yrs. If you scale that up to human terms that’s like having a population of people living up to 375 y.o. looking like 30 y.o. with females still giving birth. These same humans wouldn’t suffer the ill effects of aging like loosing…

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!

Remarkably stupid comment, thank you.

Are you really that but hurt about people wanting Pluto as a planet that you don’t know the Psych Pluto joke when you see it? Thats messed up. Since it comes up every article about Pluto.

“Planet” means wanderer. Nothing else in the sky wanders like Pluto. It fits.

We all know tiny Pluto was a planet, and don’t care about the 2006 vote in which the International Astronomical Union (IAU) redefinition stripped it of its title.

This would probably be a huge hit with the Nac Mac Feegle.

President Trump after your recently reported comments on Africa, are you concerned that the Black Panther movement is gaining traction in Wakanda?

He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.