If a Tesla can go 100, it’s “fast” in the eyes of the American motorist.

As an Oakland resident, thank you.

I just bought a ‘71 MGB GT, which isn’t really any different from an early 80's model. So yeah, I’d own one of those from the 80's.

So nice to see how excited the announcers get.

People who do this don’t make good decisions about other things - like changing the oil. I’d be shocked if this wasn’t a rolling shitpile.

The only person who would want this, is somebody who has never driven one.

I put it in quotes because that’s what people called them in the 60's & 70's. I do not use that term.

They did not start out as awesome cars, but they quickly got better.

That’s what people called Japanese cars & motorcycles then. Damn right it’s racist, just as it was then. The quotes were calling out the fact that we don’t use that word now.

What a fucking joke.

So, tall go karts?

Sadly, vacuuming gasoline doesn’t always end in an explosion.

“You would be hard-pressed to get this level of destruction from an accidental discharge of “personal use” fireworks in the trunk of your own car”

Let’s just start with smoked tail light lenses - make the owner crush the fucking truck.

Bad programming of the instrument panel.

I like cars. I like them so much. Stock, custom, fads, whatever.

1st Gear:

Dear Apple & Google,

Um, duh?

“All of the houses only have 100 Amp service connections and upgrading them to 200Amp so that they can support an EV charger would mean rewiring the whole house.”