The secret to Donald Trump’s glowing reports from the public is extremely simple.

Trump’s posture looks like someone’s giving him a wedgie.

I LOVE JOHN OLIVER’S DANGER DANCE

Maintain her dignity in light of this fool? No idea, but she should extract it, bottle it, and sell it. I’ll take several cases.

No, just 2016, the Onion of years.

If he does, John Oliver HAS to address it on Last Week Tonight. I’d gladly watch him dancing to some new “danger” songs on repeat.

If it means a follow up to the pun-filled documentary released this year, I’m all for it. That movie was a bit long, but it hit the spot in a good way.

Right? They'll trust him to be president but won't trust his endorsement?

Yes, most Bernie supporters have been incredibly gracious (as evidenced by this thread and the polling numbers!). But the ones who aren’t are SO LOUD! lol...

Agreed - I wanted Sanders to win, but he didn’t. It’s disappointing. But it’s politics. Get over it. Vote Clinton.

I will vote for Hillary. I don’t like her, but I will vote for her. First, because she does have the experience and credentials to do the job. Second, because as much as I don’t like her - the things I don’t like about her won’t cripple the nation or otherwise cause civil disorder or collapse. She is a military hawk,…

I supported Bernie over HRC but Jesus Christ, people need to stop acting like the clone made from FDR and JFK’s DNA and raised by MLK & Coretta Scott-King and educated by Thurgood Marshall lost the primary. Do I think Bernie was a better candidate than Hillary? Yes. But people need to come the fuck on.

Women and minorities have been dutifully pulling the lever for white men for decades (when they were allowed to at all) and you never heard from them even a fraction of the hysterics that Sanders supporters have been displaying during the DNC because they didn’t get their #1 choice.

That’d be an interesting comparison...if Ivanka was running for fucking president.

I’d totally forgotten about this aspect. I was wondering why Hillary is wearing all these bulky fancy housecoat things. Didn’t factor in the whole “kevlar lining” thing.

Just tell ‘em that Ivanka doesn’t have to cover up a bulletproof vest with her “collection.”

wasn’t Ivanka’s dress made in China?

So we are to applaud a successful woman wearing/promoting her own clothing line and condemn a successful woman who...buys clothes she likes and can afford? Something something 1%, I guess? This image is dumb and I hate it.

Um, they get that they’re supporting a “multi billionaire”, right?