Slander is spoken. That was corn libel. <3 Nebraska

What happened to the fundamentals?

But really...

I had a friend who worked security at Target in college. She was promoted from produce. So...not exactly Michelle Rodriguez in S.W.A.T.

Baltimore. So much Baltimore.

Did you mean‘precedent’? In 2017 there are not good presidents.

Good for you. AND thank you for including the video. People just looking at the numbers will be like “Psssssh...that’s not even 100 lbs.” but the video MIGHT help them realize that the snatch can literally fuck you up at a quarter of that weight. 

Yeah. Had me nodding and saying “Sounds about right...” at “Wal-mart parking lot.”

If nothing else...the logo is pretty cool.

Don’t let them get you down. That was hilarious.

The dog though? There are 3 ‘Baxter’s’ in my neighborhood and they don’t weigh 80 lbs combined

Yeah. I loved the Wire too.

Read the Guardian article (or have someone read it to you).

/* Character witness: I am a father of a little tiny person and I am not sleeping in a stolen SUV. I hurry my ass home from work just to see her. The only time it takes me longer than the absolute minimum to get home is if my wonderful wife (who is not a felon in possession of a firearm) asks me to pick up milk,…

I thought Witwiccans was just Germain being incredibly clever...but it was not.

He’s the new Tebow. At this point his presence far outweighs his talent/ability to do the job. (A scrambling QB with a strong, but not accurate arm, is not an ideal backup.) Like Tebow, the only reason this is an issue is because his presence outweighs his talent.

My wife who is an awful cook actually introduced me to frozen chicken breasts and her method for defrosting them. You can toss a handful (I prefer the smaller ‘tenderloins’ you can get at Target.) in a sandwich bag, fill the sink with a few inches of hot water, take a shower, walk the dog, etc. For bonus points also…

Way late to the party but this showed up in my feed. I use the Acorns app. You can set a weekly, monthly, etc. investment but you can also round up to the dollar, five dollars, ten dollars, on purchases from a linked bank account and it invests it in a Vanguard fund. that $.11, $.43, $.31, etc. adds up quickly over…

I’m sure it has been mentioned elsewhere but: Power/Rangers.

Seems like a warning flag that you are a miserable cunt who takes himself to seriously...but I’ve never fought a stuffed animal so what do I know.