We are getting VERY late cycle folks. Start de-risking your portfolios.

KBB values are wildly optimistic, IMO. Their “trade-in value” is closer to what I expect to get if I sell it myself. Actual trade-in values are probably 30% less.

Faceplant?

I worked at a detail shop when I was young, and standard procedure was to use degreaser and a fucking pressure washer to clean the carpets and sometimes even upholstery. We’d then wetvac what we could and then park the finished car in the sun with the heat on blast and windows rolled up to dry it out. This system was…

These guys fight with the skill and grace of three sleepy manatee trying to fuck a beach ball.

Bottom line:

I think the idea of a truly good exhaust is lost in this day in age. Replacing your muffler with a Borla cat back will never sound as good as an engineered exhaust like these.

My life is mechanically totalled.

An older Hyundai Genesis would be discrete/cheap/fancy looking enough that in passing these guys would just assume it’s a Mercedes

I’m holding my enthusiasm until I get the sincere, unpaid opinions of Chevrolet’s Real People.

I've had a brake booster fail. this is an accurate description.

Unless it’s brake-by-wire (which it isn’t) then the brakes could not have failed completely unless both redundant systems blew hoses or ruptured the hard lines. The problem here is two-fold. First, most drivers have no idea how hard they need to push if the electric- or vacuum-assist fails. You CAN still very safely…

Yeah, but in a country that elected Trump, who will probably disband the FDA in due time, it’s likely that Big Penis would poll well as his running mate. 

Vacuum assisted brakes have a few brake applications with assist due to the accumulator effect of the booster.

In addition to the confusing marketing about whether it’s a stimulent or an “enhancement”, the Chinese writing along with the half-assed American flag of 20 states and 11 colonies might also be a tip-off to the critical eye that this product is not on the up-and-up.

Safe. Right up until you go full bro-mode and take the doors off, hang your leg out while driving in flip flops, cut someone off because the side mirror was also removed, then crush and ultimately lose your leg in the crash, your thick framed white ‘Chad’ sunglasses don’t survive the crash either. but hey, at least…

Waiting for some Russian guy to put train wheels on his crap Lada.

You gotta get some tires. They’re pizza cutters, man!

Aha! That’s the aux I thought I remembered. Which means you can hook a bluetooth adapter to it, and presto, you have a nice modern phone adapter, so you can have a solid GPS.