We would like to apologise to Ketchups92 for telling him to have biologically impossible relations with himself, and hope that this certificate, good for 5 Internets, and a free subscription to Kotaku may repair the damage done to our good name by our actions.
I think this piece is going to get some interesting comments.
I think I can make out Miley Cyrus in there too.
A staycation from the term selfie would be amazeballs.
I recommend putting more trains into DEX to up your hitroll, if you want to avoid missing the point.
/or maybe into INT and WIS
//to get the point
And even in GTA you get in trouble for killing. The cops come after you and kill you. Then you lose your guns and a bit of money. It's not like you got rewards for random killing.
No, you want close friends, who have a kid, so you can be the cool aunt. That way, you can just give the kid back, when you don't want to deal with a kid anymore. :P
The D actually stands for deadly neurotoxin, it is silent, Like you, you horrible, dangerous, mute. - Glados.
The Proclaimers were walking 500 miles (and 500 more) before Vanessa Carlton did. :D
I'll say it, I will be that guy: System Shock 2 is best game Ken Levine has ever made (bar SWAT 2, maybe) and towers far above all three Bioshock games... In my opinion of course.
It was a frightening time that could only be compared to the Middle Ages. A time when women wore shoulder pads, as though they were ready to engage in bloodsport on the hockey field, and non-military men wore neon-pink army fatigues. We had no YouTube kitten videos — instead we had kittens. And with kittens came…