I wish I could go all Matrix and have someone program a perfect understanding of Dwarf Fortress directly in to my brain.

"I don't often have my beard stolen. But when I do, I expect to play Half-Life 3 first."

Mmm... Wood paneling...

A few years ago I bought a boxed copy of A Link to the Past that had a page of hints someone wrote tucked in to the map. It's the only time I've found something like that, and apparently its always awesome. :-)

Not only did I hear the song, I saw the bit in The Simpsons where Homer is waiting to buy a gun. :-P

Heehee. I like the Rob Serling sounding announcer. That's a nice touch.

Ahh, Activision. There's two ways you could've handled this. You could've realized that this is the age of the internet, and once something is out there, it's OUT there. Or you could say "Barbra Streisand? I LOVE that effect!" make yourselves look bad, and STILL have that information out there.

"To jump down from a high-rise together holding each other's hand—it is specifically typical of girls' behavior," she added. "Heroic adventures of girls, stories of inseparable friendship between girls—these are all anime stories."

I don't trust him...

Geez. He was my age. It's funny how you think you're too old until someone your age dies and you realize how young you really are. That's really too bad. :-(

Won't find any arguments here. Time's Scar is probably my favorite video game song of all time. OF ALL TIME. ...Sorry, had a Kanye moment there.

I think the man has a point. A few times on this site I've talked about how Dark Souls brought me back to playing Zelda II as a kid, with its difficulty and its secrets being shared among players. I would love to play the game he describes. Honestly, if I had my way, THIS game would be called The Legend of Zelda III.

You could ask Mr. Santorum the same thing about his views towards gay people.

Here's hoping he decides to set the all-time high score, and stops trying to ruin America with his horrible views. Your sweater vests ain't foolin' me, pal.

I have Origin, but I don't WANT it. I wish I could just play those games on Steam. Steam starts with my computer. I only open Origin when I want to play BF3.

That sounds pretty right-on! (The second ad has SMB2 footage. Geez, it's not even an entire second's worth. But that's sure what I remember it for.)

The sad thing is I keep hearing about these stories, but I've yet to hear about one of these little turds get nabbed for SWATing someone. Has anyone else?

lol unfortunately she's an only child, sorry. And honestly, they have the same problem nerdy guys do. Or at least she does. She's really shy about unfamiliar social situations. I'm guessing that's something that binds a LOT of us nerds together, yet keeps us apart. So if you see a pretty girl, hey, go talk to her. You…

I'm just gonna give you props because you're someone who knows who to go after first in TF2. :-P

Here's a rendition of the perpetrator. He was overheard talking about getting "the old gang back together".