A little buy before you try at that store, eh? I'm sure that's what Sony wanted.

At some point Mario is going to take off those overalls and just wear pajamas for the rest of his life. (And then we'll get a proper sequel to SMB2!)

That totally should've been up there.

Shut-shut up! I love this song!

I think it's a primal reaction, like animals that puff up when they feel threatened. Some part of their lizard brain is screaming, "Scare them off!"

Silly lady. You don't wrap aluminum foil around new games, you wrap it around the used discs before you put them in your console, to defeat the online pass system!

This is how I sex-proof MY bed.

I dunno, I can see Luke there with He-Man, in a fanfic adventure where they find themselves cast to ancient Greece, and must... live as men do.

Superman. I think he flies out of a sewer in Superman II doesn't he? It wouldn't take much work. :-P

Never mess with the sewers people. Super heroes hate poo gas and they won't rescue you. (Unless it's Superman. And HE'S not HERE!)

That's a big Twinkie.

"To recap: you would have spent some time in Final Fantasy VII, as Cloud, dressed as a hostess, wearing a pair of Tifa's underpants."

I would love to have a before/after, fantasy/reality shot of that. :-P

I just wanted to post a little something for all my beard brothers out there, and the ladies who love them.

Hmm. I just logged out of SWTOR because I wanted to bitch about it. I guess I can bitch here too. :-P I hate finding new places in this game. (I mean new new places, outside of towns, when you get a marker in a vast blank map of unexplored area.) There's a million branching paths that look like they MAY go where you…

It DOES need to happen.

$14.99 for two slices of Wii pizza? Somewhere Mario is plotting a bloody revenge...

You got your Fark posts in mah Kotaku!

I know I felt safer before videogames, when nothing like this ever happened!

As a general rule, I don't lend out my games. I'm a collector, and I've been burned in the past as well. (The last time was when I lent this HARDCORE Christian guy Super Mario RPG. I hadn't even had a chance to beat it yet. Never saw it again. :-( )